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Comments

[notbunaga]

oh
i get it
we just have different priorities
im literally just trying to find information on important stuff
like all the weird stuff that's been happening lately
that's all

you're like
way more feelsy than i am i guess

[appraiser]

both can be important!
i'm not sure what feelsy means though, unless that's another censorship

also what about dinner?

[notbunaga]

oh you were serious

then no

[appraiser]

if i weren't serious, would that have been a yes?

[notbunaga]

when i thought you werent serious i just ignored what you said
so what do you think

[appraiser]

of course i'm serious
it's about getting to know you, and spending time with you, and learning about what sorts of food you like

[notbunaga]

what
why?

[She gets this from Anya but that's Anya.

She can't imagine anyone else being like her.]

[appraiser]

why?
because you're you
i'm interested in you

[notbunaga]

you know i might not remember much from that day one week ago
but i remember how desperate you sounded back then
and you still do even now

try to chill a little, man
this is getting embarrassing

[appraiser]

[ what is chill ]

i thought it would be fun
it doesn't have to be dinner
it could be ice cream
or
whatever your favorite food is
...
please?

1/2

[notbunaga]

you know what
im gonna try this one more time
and if you still dont get the message i give up

[notbunaga]

[appraiser]

:(

[notbunaga]

[yup...sorry ryoji. she's out]