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Comments

[parodeity]

space invaders is a def
i wouldnt mind galaga either?

[caelestialis]

Galaga! Yes! We need to play a level or three of that if we also get Paccie.

Oh, you always have the best ideas.

[parodeity]

you are definitely one of the only people who thinks so
but youre in good company
dirk thinks about 60% of my ideas are good

[caelestialis]

It's heartwarming to know Dirk and I have the same great opinions.

And I wouldn't say it's sixty percent. Maybe around the high eighties to the low-to-mid nineties. But that could just be my favouritism talking.

[parodeity]

it is almost definitely favoritism but luckily i endorse all biases in my favor so

[caelestialis]

I'll always make sure I'm on your side then! What kind of former teacher would I be? Not siding with a student of mine! I think they'll revoke my cool teacher licence if I did that.

[parodeity]

once they issue those licences they cant take them back actually
its like tenure

[caelestialis]

What a relief! I was always worried that they'll take it from me if I ever tried to do some uncool. Like insist we have to read the study material for the day or not extend break for ten more minutes.

Now they can't take my licence from my cold, glitter-covered hands.

[parodeity]

ill defend your cool teacher honor to the death
anyway speaking of teachers
i should go do my math homework actually

[caelestialis]

Go do your homework! It was nice talking to you, as always!, but focus on your studies. If you need help then let me know. I'm pretty good with a calculator and Google.