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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

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when u realized you forgot his last name

[rednerd]

Timmingbird Drake I thought there would be more threats to sue, but it's never in the news. Guess they have goo "cawyers."
Timmingbird Drake Oh. Amazing. It's back. I guess hey finally realized it's what you call a male mallard.
Timmingbird Drake Thanks, Retrospec.

i've made similar mistakes

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford this app is the biggest piece of crap, holy shit.
Cindy Clawford also, that pun was terrible and you should feel ashamed?

[rednerd]

Timmingbird Drake Sorry, Retrospec replaced any of my feelings of shame with more puns.
Timmingbird Drake When will "Jim" let us live our lives?

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford presumably after he somehow convinces janet to marry him.
Cindy Clawford don't do it, jan. it's not worth it.

[rednerd]

Timmingbird Drake Honestly, I wouldn't marry him because his app service is atrocious.

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford so good app service is in your must-haves for marriage?

[rednerd]

Timmingbird Drake Uh. Absolutely?
Timmingbird Drake If they design a digital magnum opus and can't execute it correctly, there's no hope for our marriage.

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford that's actually fair.
Cindy Clawford where does fruit videos fall on the marriage scale though?

[rednerd]

Timmingbird Drake Please don't ever type those words again.

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford which specific words would those be?

[rednerd]

Timmingbird Drake All. All of them. Every single word.
Timmingbird Drake Fruit videos and marriage should never again be in the same sentence.

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford honestly you're not wrong, so i think i can promise you that.
Cindy Clawford unless for some reason i want to bother you but i'm not sure why i would.