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[rhapsodeity]

im going to talk to some people about it!!!!!!!!
we have a little more trouble getting animals adopted so we like to make as much as possible so we can feed them and get them toys!
although usually us volunteers end up paying out of pocket for that.................
well anyway its an excellent idea and im so glad you had it!
i bet we could do it with the birdies too

[appraiser]

good!!!! keep me posted!!!!!!!!
bird kisses would be cute too-- it's a show of trust for a bird not to nip at your nose

but oh, the happiest thing for an animal shelter is to have all their animals adopted out, huh?
i guess that's hard...
do you know Karkat? his cat recently had a litter of kittens
my friend Minako got a dog in the mail too
(i'm not sure how that happened)
but available homes are getting hard to come by

[rhapsodeity]

yes i know karkat!
and minako!
karkat sits next to me in science now, not fred for some reason
but crowji! :O
what about your house???
hehehe
would you like a little birdie to keep you company...................

[appraiser]

lol you know everybody! i don't know Fred though?
my house!!! is an apartment so it's kind of small for a bird, depending on the size
but maybe!
did you have a cute little birdie you have in mind?

[rhapsodeity]

oh fred is just some guy
he might have been copying my notes :\
not particularly........
well there is a crow that comes to mind buuuuuuuuut

[appraiser]

[ never mind fred, sorry fred ]

buuuuuuutt what!? crows can be kept as pets?? do you know one, Jade???

[rhapsodeity]

yes i do!!!!!!!!
he does not have a name but someone brought him to us after they rescued him.........
his wing was damaged :(
its very sad
as for keeping one as a pet, it is possible
however you would need a special permit
i dont think it would be much of a problem for someone who actually wanted to take care of him though :)

[appraiser]

!!!!!!!!!
i want to meet him!
and name him and learn how to take care of him and be his friend
please introduce me Jade

[rhapsodeity]

really???!! :D
oh ryoji that makes me so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he is so sweet and really deserves a forever home and nice family
what is your last class tomorrow????

[appraiser]

not as happy as me!!!!!!!
lol
i don't have school, but i start work at 6pm
i can go with you any time before then!

[rhapsodeity]

sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
my last class is at 4:30 so i think that will work out ok
do you want to meet somewhere or just at the shelter?

[appraiser]

i know where the high school is
i can meet you at the gate and we can go there together?

[rhapsodeity]

oh i go to the high school and the college
my last class is on the college campus!
but i can get to the high school before 5 anyway :p

[appraiser]

oh! like Akira! you're all so diligent lol
let me meet you at the college then
i'll hang out with Minako for a bit between her classes so i'll be around anyways

[rhapsodeity]

oh you know akira too!!!!!!!!!
yes we are going through the same start up program...
if i am not mistaken it is because we are both going for careers paths where dr would be in front of our name :p
but that sounds like a plan! <3
i will definitely take you to mr crow

[appraiser]

yes! i like Akira a lot! and you too, Jade, i really admire people working hard to become doctors
you're good with a paring knife, so i know you'll be a great doctor（*’∀’人）♥
i will see you tomorrow!!!!!!!