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Comments

[rhapsodeity]

why not both????
i think if you cant hug a wolf then you are not a true woof :O

[me_matey]

guess i cant argue with dat

but i prefer bein cute over noble any day

ANYWAYS its better than "sfurry" that just reads weird

[rhapsodeity]

cute is pretty good too
i do not think there is a wrong way to be either of those things
i think both is the ideal though hehehe

sfurry is like a ship name
not like the fandom kind, the boat kind
ss furry




oh thats
thats bad

[me_matey]

well shootnoot furries need boat tours too

id take their money i aint scurrd

[rhapsodeity]

apparently furries have a lot of money actually!
because they work in it or something

[me_matey]

exactly

important lesson: aint no such thing as bad money. if they pay cash, they get service.

[rhapsodeity]

thats false!
i am plenty sure that there is fake money which is definitely bad money

[me_matey]

hey im the smartass here, miss woof.

[rhapsodeity]

well it was just the obvious response in my opinion!
bad money isnt impossible, may
even if it is coming from furries :O

[me_matey]

ANYWAYS

the ships in perfect shape now

friends get to ride free.

[rhapsodeity]

[ there's a beat, and then ]

dumb question!!!!
is that you telling me to advertise or an invitation :o

[me_matey]

both is good, miss woof.

[rhapsodeity]

you are the best may!!!!!!!!!
but i think you should keep that under wraps hehehe
or else you would not be making that money you deserve :)
soooooo if it is ok, can we keep that a secret :o

[me_matey]

hey i said friends

as in my friends

ride free. not anyone else.