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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen let's be real they're only posting this to make sure we notice it in the first place
Nyante Cattailen not that i wouldn't have already from how many ducking notifs i've been getting
Nyante Cattailen *ducking
Nyante Cattailen oh come on REALLY

[godcards]

Meowlik Ishtar Yes, because it's really hard to notice that it's broken AGAIN... or that this new color scheme is giving me a headache.
Meowlik Ishtar The notifs are new, however. Although... not surprised about those being broken again either.

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen what are you dealing with
Nyante Cattailen i've got aqua cats which might not be SO bad if i wasn't sure they're mocking me with the choices

[godcards]

Meowlik Ishtar Cats seem to be a popular theme.
Meowlik Ishtar Mine is birds. And purple. Very bright, saturated purple.

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen i'd say we should go and "redecorate" their hq for them and give them a taste of their own medicine
Nyante Cattailen but given that video from a couple weeks ago it's probably safe to say they think these themes are great
Nyante Cattailen i wouldn't be surprised if they've already done it themselves

[godcards]

Meowlik Ishtar Then it's a matter of going against their established taste.
Meowlik Ishtar What they consider taste, anyway.
Meowlik Ishtar Maybe something considerably less colorful and quirky...

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen if you start quoting the rolling stones at me i'm out of here
Nyante Cattailen let's be real though i don't think anyone even works in that building so it's not like they'd notice
Nyante Cattailen though now i'm wondering what would happen if you tried to stay in the retrospec building for an extended period of time
Nyante Cattailen whether you'd actually be able to see an employee or if something weird would happen instead

[godcards]

Meowlik Ishtar I would never.
Meowlik Ishtar You bring up an interesting point.
Meowlik Ishtar People had gotten in before, correct? If no one is there...
Meowlik Ishtar Staying a little longer could be interesting too.

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen yeah i've gone in a couple times
Nyante Cattailen i went once in february on founder's day and i went again last month
Nyante Cattailen might as well go for the trifecta
Nyante Cattailen you in?

[godcards]

Meowlik Ishtar I'm in.
Meowlik Ishtar Although it'd be a better idea to discuss details in private.

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen agreed
Nyante Cattailen i'll message you