loading...

[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[godcards]

No. I've never had a pet, and I don't care to have one now. I don't... dislike animals, I just don't have a strong opinion either way.

[sharplydressed]

huh...

well i guess that means you'll save a lot in pet food and vet bills and toys and stuff, at least ┐(´∀｀)┌
that's one good thing!
and no cats throwing up in your shoes

[godcards]

Yes... I don't have time or money to spare on anything that'd throw up in my shoes, my lack of interest aside.

[sharplydressed]

better hope retrospec's next step isn't delivering new pets into everyone's homes, then

[godcards]

That would just be cruel. Although you seem like a cat person... I could give you mine, if I had one.

[sharplydressed]

i would 100% accept that!
i love cats so i'd love your hypothetical one even if it did barf in my shoes

[That's how you can tell it's Real Love.]

[godcards]

[ bless you kiyomewtsu ]

Then I'll keep your name in mind if I get any live packages. I also expect you to accept the blame if you gave them ideas...

[sharplydressed]

[This is it, his calling in life, he's found it.]

if it's for something as nice as surprise kittens, i don't mind accepting the blame!
but i'm not taking it if they give us like
alien kittens or something
kittens with two heads or ones that just randomly combust or whatever sick thing these weirdos could come up with

[godcards]

Ah, so your love isn't unconditional. Noted.
I'm still convinced that the more you throw around ideas like that, the more likely you'll see something weird happen. Their humor does seem a bit cheeky at times.

[sharplydressed]

hey, i never said i wouldn't take them in!
just that i'm not taking responsibility
if any weird thing happens and it can be directly tied to one person, that person is totally gonna get the torch and pitchfork treatment （・□・；）

i guess i should stop making jokes that they could actually make into reality huh

[godcards]

That is why I suggested it. You're only serving to dig yourself deeper into a hole, if anything DOES happen... You better be careful.

[sharplydressed]

i'll do my best to not get killed by an angry mob (・`□´・)9
the cats need me!