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retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm
recollecters) wrote in retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm
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"dog"?
affectionately, like how some parents use "pup"?
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I certainly hope not. I don't like people talking about me behind my back.
Ah... not quite so affectionately. I had to google what your translation would be, and as much as I didn't want to tell you about myself, Standard Arabic gives a slightly different answer than Egyptian. The general sentiment isn't too far off. 'Son of a dog,' more or less.
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oh
there is an English equivalent for that, for a female dog that Retrospect would likely censor
i like dogs though! they're brave and loyal, with strong familial relationships
all good things
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Well. My parents must not have known that, but it hardly matters now. Are you this obtuse on purpose? Not everything is as positive as you want it to be, you know. I admit I liked the flattery, but you're taking it a little far.
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you're not the first to say that about me. i guess i never really notice positivity because that's just how it is?
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Never would have guessed... anyway, I disagree. You've overdone your charm to the point of smothering. Possibly you're trying to misinterpret what I say on purpose. How can you look at every situation with such blatant naivety? You should know better at your age that's not how things work.
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[ ok mr. emotional dysfunction. ]
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there's silver linings in everything, those aren't fake
[ he'll relent about the grating thing... by not bringing it up ]
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There are plenty of situations that if you look at them objectively, are still bad. It's almost worst to pretend like everything is okay so you can go back to ignoring matters for whatever made up happy scenario that's in your head.
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that's why it's called a lining
not to ignore everything else, but bad things shouldn't be dwelled upon forever
they can coexist
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but i'll stop for now
and i'll talk to you later, Malik! (*´∇｀)ﾉ