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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[sparsity]

Micaw Tsukuyomi they probably think they're doing you a favor because you don't have to cram a token in your phone to play

[rednerd]

Timmingbird Drake I'd rather use a token so I could STOP after the first five tries. We don't have to play Pac-Man to go to the bathroom, Retrospec, so why make us play it to use the app you force us to use anyway.
Timmingbird Drake I tried to use a filter to get rid of the game and the dancing fat chickens, but it doesn't work.

[sparsity]

Micaw Tsukuyomi if only that counted for everything like passing a test or
Micaw Tsukuyomi mostly passing a test
Micaw Tsukuyomi hmmm i didn't get the fat chickens
Micaw Tsukuyomi just more fruit

[rednerd]

Timmingbird Drake Ugh.
Timmingbird Drake Maybe they're going for Guinness' world record of longest and most annoying prank.

[sparsity]

Micaw Tsykuyomi i wonder if everyone would have to know about it for that to work
Micaw Tsukuyomi like my mom she can't access it