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Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[counteracts]

[Don't take this from him, Micah, it's literally his only weapon against you!!]

wan?
really?

[He feels like he could puzzle out nyan, based on how a meow sounds, but that didn't really seem like a bark at all.]

[sparsity]

[ He feels like he has been personally challenged. ]

that's right
nyan is better

[ Micah's an expert. ]

[counteracts]

[This is why he's destined to never win.]

yeah, I'd have to agree with that

are there special japanese bird sounds then

[sparsity]

チューチュー

chuu chuu
like chirping

[counteracts]

cute

you could've been micaw tsuchuuyomi, then

[They really dropped the ball on mixing and matching the puns...]

[sparsity]

[ YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA DO

Micah straight goes and changes it to that. ]

there
i couldn't change it back but it let me change it more

[counteracts]

[.................................cute. Morgan is grinning.]

I think that's the single decent thing retrospect's done since it downloaded itself

[I mean, not allowing someone to remove puns but allowing people to add more? That's perfect.]

[sparsity]

[ if you think he doesn't know the look on your face even if he can't see you, Morgan... ]

it's not so bad

[counteracts]

[He doesn't think that at all... it's why he didn't bother typing an emoji or anything.]

yeah, well, it's not that great either

[sparsity]

it's noisy and weird sometimes i guess

[ Micah your weird shit-o-meter is just broken. ]

[counteracts]

[True, but Morgan has always known this.]

I'm not very fond of any program that will brick my phone until I jump through whatever inane hoop it decided to set up

[sparsity]

you don't like pac-man?

[ the point































micah ]

[counteracts]

[... micah...]

if it were pac-man, it wouldn't have been a problem

[DID HE READ AT ALL WHAT HE REPLIED TO, now Morgan is even more wounded...]

[sparsity]

[ look — ]

oh
that's all it did with mine to get it to work
was yours different

[counteracts]

[Micah, I swear to god—]

it had me share some weird story

[Which he hopes it doesn't do again, considering the reception.]

[sparsity]

[ ah





ah. ]

so that's what that was about
i got a little distracted

[counteracts]

[this is what he has to put up with]

truth be told, the change in conversation was refreshing

[sparsity]

[ i'd say sorry but you did it to you ]

then it's ok right

[counteracts]

[he's aware.....................]

yeah, it's okay

[the little shit... and yet, this is, for some reason, part of why morgan keeps him around]