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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm

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[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-05 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
BlakKat You are not missing out, if you ask me.
BlakKat And I did not dream of it from dessert.
BlakKat It was a keepsake I took from someone to remember them by.

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-05 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Crowji Mochickuki oh
Crowji Mochickuki well
Crowji Mochickuki i supposed cutlery can have as much sentimental value as a friendship bracelet or a lock of hair
true_noir: (Creeper)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-05 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
BlakKat I imagine it is because it was 'her' fork, more than anything.
BlakKat Even if I think she was planning on stabbing me with it.
BlakKat It was a very strange vision.

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-06 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Crowji Mochickuki did you know her?
Crowji Mochickuki why would you want a keepsake from somebody who planned to stab you
Crowji Mochickuki ?
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[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-06 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
BlakKat I definitely knew her in the vision, but I've never met her before in my life.
BlakKat Because I did. My motives were difficult to be certain of, though I wasn't afraid of her.
BlakKat It was very surreal.

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-07 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Crowji Mochickuki hmm
Crowji Mochickuki should i be wishing for you to meet her in real life
Crowji Mochickuki or that you never do?
true_noir: (Creeper)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-07 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
BlakKat I am inclined to wish never to meet her.
BlakKat But at this point, I don't think either of us really has any say in the matter.
BlakKat But, if you happen to meet someone named Kirika, inform me.

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-07 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Crowji Mochickuki Kirika
Crowji Mochickuki alright. i'll remember
Crowji Mochickuki is there anything else you can tell me?
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[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-07 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Chloe Bouchard She has brown hair and eyes.
Chloe Bouchard Short, a little frail looking, and kind of dead-eyed all the time, with an almost vacant look in her eyes.
Chloe Bouchard I don't know how else to describe her, really.

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-07 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Crowji Mochickuki i think that's enough for me to go on
Crowji Mochickuki dead-eyed particularly, when there's so much to see and admire all around the city
Crowji Mochickuki that alone stands out
true_noir: (Hmmm)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-07 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Chloe Bouchard Yes, she will stand out by just how much she stands out in everything.
Chloe Bouchard It's a defining characteristic that I remember.
Chloe Bouchard Or she might simply look dead eyed, like she's without emotion.
Chloe Bouchard She is a strange girl, clearly.

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-07 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Crowji Mochickuki got it
Crowji Mochickuki i'll keep an eye out for her! (*´∇`)ノ
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[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-07 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
BlakKat Thank you, and if you need anything, do not hesitate to ask.

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-04-07 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Crowji Mochickuki you too
Crowji Mochickuki i'll take you up on that someday