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Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking I did not? you're the one who typo'd first
Steven Squawking do I seriously have to prove my plans are great? you know this, don't lie to my face

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford they are not great until proven great.
Cindy Clawford so wow me?

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking I'm not wowing you over the internet. are we 12 again?
Steven Squawking but if that's the challenge then...okay. I'll prove something sooner or later

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford it's absolutely a challenge.
Cindy Clawford also why did the wowing stop when we stopped being 12?

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking name the last thing you've ever been impressed with anything I've done

[aegist]

[ well. probably something to do with treatment of annabeth and/or jason, but: ]

Thalia Grace don't ask hard questions, castellan.
Thalia Grace i suppose the fire drink was pretty cool, but i'm not sure if i'd call that impressed?

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking drinking the flames would be more impressive, I'll admit
Steven Squawking anyway that's why everything stopped when we were 12. it was a lot easier for you to be impressed by my stupid bullshit and now I've gotta work twice as hard. what's up with that?

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford the difficulty level raised as i realized there were more impressive things in the world than silly playground tricks?

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking then I guess I'm just stuck here trying to meet standards and find something to impress you with just to say I can
Steven Squawking at least roxy's impressed with my skills as it is

[aegist]

Thalia Grace now you just have to achieve annabeth and i being impressed. good start?

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking whoa, who said Annabeth wasn't impressed? leave my sister out of this

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford we can always ask her if you think she is?

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking you already know she'll say yes so sure, go ahead an ask her. I love being proven right

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford @annabeth back me up here.

[wiselys]

Bark2-D2 I agree with whatever point Thalia is making.
Bark2-D2 Disclaimer: I didn't scroll up to read what point is being made, but Thalia's usually right.

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford i win, thank you annabeth.