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Comments

[okitactless]

well

I guess if you're counting from the very first phone I've ever had

maybe 10??

and only 1 so far this year because they made me get a really sturdy case

["so far"]

[parodeity]

so you just drop them a lot????

[okitactless]

drop them, put them in the washing machine, try and take them apart when they break, throw them at people's heads if they're sending me creepy videos... normal things

[no, yams]

[parodeity]

oh my god how could you do that to a poor innocent phone

[okitactless]

which one

[parodeity]

for all intents and purposes all of them

[okitactless]

look it's not my fault they're so easy to break

[parodeity]

have you considered heavy duty protective cases?

[okitactless]

wouldn't that just make it harder to take out the battery

[yams you're not supposed to take out the battery that's the point]

[parodeity]

sweet baby jesus why would you need to take out the battery