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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[esperimental]

Ritsmew Cattynyanya Retrospec was probably what put me in the pageant, then I got a. bad memory
Ritsmew Cattynyanya Then they sent said memory's object in the mail.
Ritsmew Cattynyanya Despite the angry typing I'm sure I'll be fine, there's no need to be involved. It's okay Miss... Meowodora.
[ he is very bad at names ]

[caelestialis]

[ it's fine. in fact, she's not going to correct that at all.

you do you, ainsley. you do you. ]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora I'm sorry that happened to you at all.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora That's just awful of them to do.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Do you want me to call them? Scold them or something? I'm very used to not getting a response but I'll try my best to do that for you at least.

[esperimental]

[ fudge. she's so sincere and genuine ritsu feels embarrassed over raising any fuss now this is so mom-like ]

Ritsmew Cattynyanya Oh I'm not hurt enough to require such drastic measures.
Ritsmew Cattynyanya You should use your time for your own undertakings, I'm just venting on the Internet like a teenager usually does...

[ not even yet, ritsu ]

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora If you ever need this sort of help though, let me know.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora I'm sorry if I seem a bit much. I know I'm being just that right now.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora But I hate the idea they're willing to be so callous to you and the others like that. It isn't right.

[ so mom-ish right now. ]

[esperimental]

[ she seems to worry more about him than his actual mother... he's oddly endeared for one second of his life. ]

Ritsmew Cattynyanya I'll keep that in mind. You're very kind.
Ritsmew Cattynyanya The offer to help is already a lot.