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Comments

[rhapsodeity]

minecraft is just virtual legos!!!

if you want to!
i am down for that :D
the more the merrier in my book

[notyourutopian]

Well legos are great so that works out!

Hm.
Something small?
I'll see if Yukiko wants to play, you bring somebody.

[rhapsodeity]

hmmm ok!
when do you want to do it?
the games

[notyourutopian]

Now I'm staring at my calendar feeling like I'm fifty.

Uuuuuuuh.
Friiiday the 21st.

[rhapsodeity]

oh i have to check my calendar all the time!!!!!!!
with all the tests and stuff, i have to keep a planner :D

that sounds good to me!
i think it would be fun to have a board game night or something
its different from playing video games but just as fun!

[notyourutopian]

I can usually keep it all straight in my head.
Unless I suddenly add something unexpected.

Yeah, it could be fun!
Plus we'll have to like, interact. Face to face.
How weird.

hehe.
So what're we playing?

[rhapsodeity]

lol soooooo spooooky
seeing each other offline :O
how will we handle it!!!!!
i am shaking in my boots :p

hmmmm
there are a couple of classics but you said you havent played any in a while right???

[notyourutopian]

I need the comforting glow of a cellular phone to insulate me from human interaction!
This will be torture!

Nope.
Not in years.
It's all new to me.

[rhapsodeity]

wow spoken like a true millenial!
i think we are millenials?
i googled it and it is actually generation z!
the more you know!!!!!

ok i guess we should start simple
what about operation???

[notyourutopian]

I think I...might be?
I was born in 99.
Well we can be mellenials at heart!
Without phones and the old people hating out phones.

Uh
The game where you pick things out of the body without making it zap?

[rhapsodeity]

i think they hate ours most :O
because we grew up in a point where all we knew was technology or something lol

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its challenging and fun and has an electronic element so it kind of is like a bridge from video games to board games :D

[notyourutopian]

Young whippersnappers changing the world into something they don't understand?
We're monsters, Jade. Monsters!

Well how can I argue with that?
I will try not to be terrible at it.
But I doubt we can play it all evening.