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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm

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burningblossoms: (Deadeye)

[personal profile] burningblossoms 2017-04-10 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yep.
Only I hope it doesn't come to that. I'm not sure Leonardo would be good at newspapers.
notyourutopian: (Big Sister is Watching)

[personal profile] notyourutopian 2017-04-10 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Supposedly he had quite the temper.
And little patience.

But don't worry.
If it ever did come down to it, it would be memorable.

I'm picturing...a sunset face off on a cliff overlooking the ocean.
Maybe some clouds in the distant to symbolize what's to come.
Really dramatic lighting.

Probably an orchestral piece playing in the background..
Or Two Steps from Hell.
burningblossoms: (Confused)

[personal profile] burningblossoms 2017-04-10 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
That's dramatic.

Hopefully not. Wow.

I just googled that band. What on earth is this!
notyourutopian: Do not take! (Just moving along.)

[personal profile] notyourutopian 2017-04-10 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
They do movie trailers.
And big epic fight scenes.
I mostly listen to them to wake up in the morning.
burningblossoms: (Easygoing)

[personal profile] burningblossoms 2017-04-10 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair.

I'll have to remember them, I guess.
notyourutopian: Do not take! (Distant and considering.)

[personal profile] notyourutopian 2017-04-11 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
They're just nice for getting your blood pumping.
Or listening to something I can hear over the machines in the shop at school.
Heh.

Anyway, your phone calm down yet?
burningblossoms: (Stumped)

[personal profile] burningblossoms 2017-04-11 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Ish.

Now it's playing hiphop, but...I need to go do homework. So I'm turning it off.
notyourutopian: Do not take! (Distant and considering.)

[personal profile] notyourutopian 2017-04-11 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. Message me later when you turn it back on, alright?
burningblossoms: Most From <user name=eeveelutions> or made my me (Default)

[personal profile] burningblossoms 2017-04-11 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. TTYL