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BlakKat I am not dreaming of a spy film per se, but the similarities are alarming at times.
BlakKat It is like watching my life being turned into some bad british film about espionage.
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Nyante Cattailen hey
Nyante Cattailen
[It's going to take a while before there's a continuation here. It's a question he wants to ask, but at the same time it's a question he isn't sure he wants to ask in public, either.]
Nyante Cattailen have any of your memories seemed
Nyante Cattailen wrong somehow
Nyante Cattailen like you know it's real but at the same time it's impossible because of who you are
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BlakKat Traveling to Corsica was not so strange, but there was something just wrong about the last two.
BlakKat But, I would say that part of this is how I refuse to believe them.
BlakKat It limits my ability to judge them fairly.
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Nyante Cattailen not that i can blame you though
Nyante Cattailen there's a limit to what you can believe when it comes to all this
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BlakKat Even if they're "possible," I do not want them to be true.
BlakKat And what I want impacts what I will tolerate.
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Nyante Cattailen sounds like we've got the same trouble with these memories then
Nyante Cattailen now if only we could find a way to stop them
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BlakKat It seems like everything that we do to try fails, and the only ways to make them stop we do not have control over.
BlakKat And in the end, we usually just end up talking about the same thing.
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Nyante Cattailen much as i don't like it, so far it's been pretty hopeless
Nyante Cattailen i left for a few days earlier this week and still got one out in the middle of nowhere
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BlakKat But it shouldn't be surprising either.
BlakKat My mother doesn't remember Horses, and she's in France, after all.
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Nyante Cattailen the last time i talked to my folks they were telling me about how they're planning on going to the palio in siena this year
Nyante Cattailen "you know, that big chocobo race!"
Nyante Cattailen it's worldwide
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BlakKat The only thing local is that we appear to be the only ones aware of it.
BlakKat Though I suspect Retrospec is local too.
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Nyante Cattailen which brings us back to the question of
Nyante Cattailen "why us"
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BlakKat This, unfortunately, is the one thing that I can say for certain.
BlakKat There is very little any of us seem to do or be that is in common.
BlakKat It is almost as if we were chosen at random.
BlakKat Wait, do you think that is what it is?
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Nyante Cattailen it could be
Nyante Cattailen much as i want there to be some sort of common thread between all of us the only similarities are that we're all experiencing the same things after getting the app
Nyante Cattailen can't say i like that answer very much though
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BlakKat But, after the fruit incident, I am starting to think it might be just that.
BlakKat It would suit that foolishness to have been done at random, after all.
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Nyante Cattailen before the fruit incident, there was someone else on the network who was sent them first
Nyante Cattailen i'm pretty sure i remember her saying something about knowing that they were hers somehow
Nyante Cattailen which sounds pretty weird now that we've got fruit with faces worldwide but at the same time i felt like that with the sword too
Nyante Cattailen some instinctive feeling that it's MINE
Nyante Cattailen so i guess what i'm getting at here is that maybe she knows more about it
Nyante Cattailen maybe it's not as random as it seems?
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BlakKat But nothing connects us exactly?
BlakKat I'm not sure how I would feel about that.
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Nyante Cattailen maybe
Nyante Cattailen it'd at least be better than completely random, right?
Nyante Cattailen i can't say i'm a fan of the idea that i'm getting these visions just because someone rolled my number up
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BlakKat To think we were nothing more than a random generation of numbers.
BlakKat No matter what, it does not save them from our vengeance.