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Comments

[parodeity]

my older sister and brother and me
jade
thats way too many by my count

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen yeah that's pretty weird all right
Nyante Cattailen especially since it's all the people close to you
Nyante Cattailen though i guess that could be just because you talk to them the most so haven't seen anyone else doing it
Nyante Cattailen have you guys remembered anything else that's the same like that? or is it just some weird coincidence

[parodeity]

we have plenty of shared memories if thats what you mean

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen yeah that's what i meant
Nyante Cattailen so if this IS reincarnation that'd say you guys all knew each other before this too

[Except if they'd all known each other previously, and Luke and Annabeth and Thalia had all known each other previously, then why hadn't he and Arlene known each other beforehand? If people with the same memories have been gravitating toward each other in this world before this all started happening...]

Nyante Cattailen man
Nyante Cattailen trying to make sense of all this is ducking stupid

[parodeity]

ive just been assuming its reincarnation shit

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen good assumption
Nyante Cattailen maybe i should just learn to leave it at that

[IF ONLY....]

[parodeity]

it gets easier the more memories you get
i think
the belief part not any other part

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen i don't know about that
Nyante Cattailen the more of these things i get the less i want to know about this guy
Nyante Cattailen he's got nothing to do with me

[He's completely full of shit. He believes in its reality too much.]

[parodeity]

yeah well
i guess its not super important just yet
anyway i should jet maybe
do irl stuff
dishes laundry homework etc

[ YEAH HE BELIEVES IT TOO MUCH TOO...so abscond it is ]

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen yeah all right
Nyante Cattailen go be responsible
Nyante Cattailen take it easy

[ABSCONDING WORKS FOR HIM.]