(4/2, morning.)

[erythristic]

To the users of Retrospec:

This message comes from both Grell Sutcliffe and Lucian Trevelyan. There’s been discussion recently of certain changes coming over our userbase. Changes that come in different forms, from certain unexplained moments that feel like dreams or perhaps memories, items showing up without cause, or certain physical attributes undergoing shifts in inexplicable ways. It’s to the latter that we address ourselves.

We are both medical professionals, and as such we’d like to say that if you undergo such changes and would like someone to take a look at what’s happened to you, for any reason, we’re capable of doing so and willing to provide you with what information and care you need. Anyone that comes to see us will be treated with the same standards as we’d give any patient - your information will remain confidential, and your visits will be at your discretion.

[ Here is the address to an establishment in Chata, along with the phone number. ]

If you’d like to make an appointment for your visit, contact Dr. Trevelyan, and standard clinic hours will apply. Weekend morning appointments can also be arranged. If you require care outside of office hours or need things to be looked at immediately, contact Dr. Sutcliffe.

We are here to help you. Please do not hesitate to reach out to us should you have any sort of question or concerns. Feel free to comment to this post as well if you see fit.

[[ooc: since they co-wrote the post, either or both Grell (erythristic) and Lucian (accordance) will reply to threads - if you want one in particular, just say so in your thread header!]]

Comments

[parodeity]

10/10 would recommend
got a drs note 2 explain my ridiculous eyes where do i find you on yelp

for serious tho thats actually semi comforting in a sea of shitposts

> action

[accordance]

[ After the post has been sent out, Lucian leans back in his chair with a slight but noticeable sigh. There's a pot of tea on the table between them, though he has scarcely touched his cup ever since they sat down. ]

I hope this will suffice to help...

[ But that's more of him talking to himself. Grell would know that he's quite the private person and does not usually step out in public. ]

[doublesmall]

do you mind taking a look into things if we're not sure if anything's different physically

haven't noticed anything specific but I figure it's best to make sure the whole gravity thing isn't ducking me up in ways I don't know about

something has to be different, right

[constellates]

auntie is so helpful as always !
but i do not think that we have found anything about anya's russian or memory
right ?

it is nice to meet you dr trevelyan
thank you for helping too

[daemonized]

[His ridiculous display name is going to offset the rather serious curiosity of his following question. But he sends the message through anyway.]

I know I cannot expect precise details if this is the case, but to your knowledge, have there been occurrences of /painful/ physical changes?

That being said, I believe this post will have the effect of putting many at ease; professional opinions to rely on, should... oddities strike.

[sharplydressed]

this is a super helpful thing you guys are doing (´；ω；｀)

if you have any spots left, i think i'd like an appointment

[catsudon]

Can we refer people to you when things come up? Like down the line. If more people get forced onto this app or something.

[voideity]

well i woke up with pink eyes
like colored pink not
pink eye pink eyes
im not worried about it since my bros both had weird eyes first
(the strider boys ftr since i see daves reply up there)
but my mom might be weirded out if i try to claim im just wearin anime contacts for fuck all reason
like is there medical condition that could explain pink eyes?
besides
pink eye
that would be a nasty explanation lmao

[manolia]

I don't have anything wrong with me, necessarily, but perhaps a checkup from one of you is in order. ;)

[.......]

Oh, shot, did that actually post

[true_noir]

I realize that this question may be more cosmotology than proper medicine, but would it be possible for you to verify if my hair color has actually changed, doctor? I cannot see the roots, and am beginning to think it was not a dye job.

[rosettareflected]

I haven't experienced any physical changes yet, but I appreciate that someone is looking out for us. I admit to being... somewhat concerned about having to reveal changes to someone able to declare them medically, well, impossible.

I don't want to start a parade, but if we're right, several of my friends and I will likely end up stopping by eventually. More the others than myself, but it'll be all of us in turn. [A brief pause; Alicia is laughing a bit dully at herself.] I suppose we're well-suited to each other: we can all attract too much attention together.

[complementing]

Guys I totally vouch for Lucian! He's helped me a lot ever since I got here and I haven't trusted a doctor as much as I have him. Though I'm sure you're a great one too Dr Sutcliffe! Since I'm here, can I ask a question too? Synesthesia is that condition where you can hear or feel color right? Are there um other versions of that kind of condition? Versions that involve hearing music when you do something?

[clear_eyes]

I'm going to echo what Alicia said above. I'm very thankful that people are taking this kind of step. I've wondered about changing myself, and my mother is a doctor... so it's made me wonder what will go down if it happens to me.

If she doesn't realize it, like she has with the changes to the world, I'm glad I have someone who can make sure whether I'll be alright.

slides in here late hello

[covenantal]

[ ... ah, well ... ]

This is thoughtful of both of you to offer. I'm sure it's appreciated.

In terms of contact, is a text sufficient or would a call be preferred?

[ he's being way more mechanical than usual because he's kind of freaked out please help him ]

whistles and slips in here way late oh well????

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen i don't think i need any sort of appointment or anything
Nyante Cattailen but if either of you can help me out getting some contacts i'm game
Nyante Cattailen the last thing i need is my parents wanting to know what i did to my eyes the next time they see me

Since this happens the day BEFORE Togusa gets a regain...

[standalonehuman]

Thank you both for doing this. I was already speaking with Dr. Trevelyan, but, Dr. Sutcliffe, I guess I had missed you on the network. I've seen your name around the Department, I'm Officer Hitori Togusa. If you're willing to help out, I'm glad.

Honestly, one reason I had been leaning towards Dr. Trevelyan is his willingness to include the Department in the doctor-patient confidentiality agreement. If anything does happen to me, or somebody like Detectives Gabranth or Wolf, it's not immediately going to go in our files. Can I assume that you're willing to make a similar agreement? So long as any changes aren't actually jeopardizing our ability to do our jobs?