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Barkson Pawd shared a photo. 4/03 near Apprassage

There. I've done my due diligence. Now, poll time: How long do you think we're going to be stuck with this haha April Fool's nonsense? It was funny for about 0.2 seconds before it got old.

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Barkson Pawd Wow. You'd eat the jolly old man?
Barkson Pawd That's awfully pragmatic of you.

[He knows she means like, chocolate santa. But let him have this cannibalism joke? Gross.]

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Minyaako Aripawtos omfg no ew Minyaako Aripawtos he'd be out of season anyways

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Barkson Pawd So you'd eat him if he were IN season?

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Minyaako Aripawtos if I were a real cannibal or a zombie then of course I would Minyaako Aripawtos in season or out Santa would taste the same, I'm sure, since it's always snowing at the North Pole Minyaako Aripawtos so he'd always be frozen or slightly chilled

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Barkson Pawd Like a wrinkly, hairy ice cream cone, then.
Barkson Pawd I think your alternate universe zombie self needs to get better tastes.