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[hjack69]

aight chumps quick q
anybody ever seen these before?
bc theyre frickin rad laser guns retrospec sent me and im wondering if anybody else ended up getting advanced space age tech in the mail lately
you recognize these or the name " hyperion " lmk

[ Attached is a photo of the guns in question. ]

heads up: try and take these away from me and i will absolutely zap you in the balls

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[hjack69]

nvm youre officially banned from touching anything i own

[trivialization]

Wait, are you honestly not interested in trying them out?

[Man is she going to have a lot of face to save if she went and said something more boyish than frickin' Jack]

[hjack69]

just promise you wont blow THEM up in the process and find somewhere we can pshew pshew to our hearts content and yeah sure we can try em out
just uh
i mean these things pack a kick so were gonna need somewhere cleared out if we dont wanna get arrested

[trivialization]

We're faculty, it's an experimental apparatus, that all sounds legitimate to me.

As for location, I know some beaches that don't get much traffic. Can't do much harm to sand or sea.

[hjack69]

good so when the cops try to seize these things youll back me up on the blah blah scientific value blah blah right
do that and you can shoot em all you want
( at safe non-living non-illegal targets )

[trivialization]

Particle accelerators are very scientific. I'll borrow a lab coat from the chem guys and bring a laptop and everything.

And a pushcart. Nothing looks dangerous on a pushcart.