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[hjack69]

aight chumps quick q
anybody ever seen these before?
bc theyre frickin rad laser guns retrospec sent me and im wondering if anybody else ended up getting advanced space age tech in the mail lately
you recognize these or the name " hyperion " lmk

[ Attached is a photo of the guns in question. ]

heads up: try and take these away from me and i will absolutely zap you in the balls

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[hjack69]

i mean like
they could probably screw somebody up real good if you hit em a few times at a distance?
up close im p sure they could kill somebody
idk the memory i have of using em is kinda crap for figuring out what kinda kick these puppies really got

still BASICALLY the raddest thing ever but i like the sound of this mind computer thing
hows it work

[potentite]

If you give em a test let me know! Gats like those are one of a kin around here.
Though i wonder why theyre sending some people weapons? Is it a hint? Should we be stockpiling ammo around here?
Well theyre cool regards of if you get to use them or not...
Anyhoo yeah its pretty cool! It has something to do with reading the electric connections between neurons.
And through that it types for me or browses for me or pretty much anything a normal computer can do.
Its awfully handy for multitasking. I could probably be sitting pretty if i released something like this.

[hjack69]

yeah idk how the SHIT theyd get these things to me considering i had one of those memoseizure things with them in it
which kind of implies whatever happened actually happened at some point
which is kind of terrifying so whatever

back on topic ill totes put out a call if/when we test these bad muthasuckas

[potentite]

Yeah mine so far are just weird stupid things and drug trips.
Not really sure what i think of it beyond that its poppycock. But its real i think for some degree of real?
Well anyway i dont mind getting neat items from it like this.
But hell yes! I cant wait. If i get something cool aside from this helmet computer doohickey ill mention it too.
So far all ive gotten is that and this habit of speaking in a queer manner.