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[hjack69]

aight chumps quick q
anybody ever seen these before?
bc theyre frickin rad laser guns retrospec sent me and im wondering if anybody else ended up getting advanced space age tech in the mail lately
you recognize these or the name " hyperion " lmk

[ Attached is a photo of the guns in question. ]

heads up: try and take these away from me and i will absolutely zap you in the balls

Comments

[hjack69]

everybody/nobody that i know of
idk maybe somebody secretly works for retrospec and thinks my bone game is strong

[aegist]

clearly we need you to go through your past list of conquests and write up a suspects list for retrospec employees. the fate of our sanity could depend on it.

[hjack69]

k
are we sorting by name age hair color or nation of origin

[aegist]

name seems easiest.

[hjack69]

get the phonebook and get comfortable babe this is gonna take a while

[aegist]

someone's self-confident.