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[hjack69]

aight chumps quick q
anybody ever seen these before?
bc theyre frickin rad laser guns retrospec sent me and im wondering if anybody else ended up getting advanced space age tech in the mail lately
you recognize these or the name " hyperion " lmk

[ Attached is a photo of the guns in question. ]

heads up: try and take these away from me and i will absolutely zap you in the balls

Comments

[frostythehitman]

So then don't post it publicly, dingus. You probably haven't heard of it, but there are these things called "private messaging" and "privacy filters."

[hjack69]

wait you want me to make you ( a teenager im assuming ) a private video and send it to you

chris youre getting a little obvious

[frostythehitman]

Who the hell is Chris?

[hjack69]

yknow like chris HANSEN
do you even know what the muck im talking about
he ran the show where they busted pedos and the cops dressed up as trees

[frostythehitman]

Yeah I know what you're talking about, that show's like prehistoric.

But consider yourself lucky, because I'm not Chris Hansen, I'm just the kid bait they use to lure creeps in. So long as our private conversation stays entirely gun-related, I think we'll be fine.

It sounds to me like you're just looking for excuses not to show off your cool "laser gun."

[hjack69]

" gun related "
you tell chris i got my eye on him kiddo

[frostythehitman]

Yeah yeah, you're just looking for excuses to get out of having to prove those guns are actually real.