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[hjack69]

aight chumps quick q
anybody ever seen these before?
bc theyre frickin rad laser guns retrospec sent me and im wondering if anybody else ended up getting advanced space age tech in the mail lately
you recognize these or the name " hyperion " lmk

[ Attached is a photo of the guns in question. ]

heads up: try and take these away from me and i will absolutely zap you in the balls

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[complementing]

whoa and they're like living breathing ponies, just made out of diamond? that'd be just as cool as laser guns ngl... no not really? I just got the sense that he belonged with me as soon as I looked at him, but no memories have come to me yet 〈(゜。゜)???

[hjack69]

yeah mad sickwicked right?
and idk do stuff with your dog i guess
maybe youll get a memthing of you playing frisbee or whatever

ill let you know if i get a pony tho

[complementing]

haha I'll give it a go would you zap me if I tried to ride it

[hjack69]

no but good duckin luck trying to get on the darn thing
theyre majestic untamed beasts
and idk might have sharp angles? you dont wanna get poked down there

[complementing]

oh geez then yeah no thanks I'll just go to that one stable in the city if I want to ride a horse wait so what would you do if you did get one, you'd just...let it run wild in your backyard or something???