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[hjack69]

aight chumps quick q
anybody ever seen these before?
bc theyre frickin rad laser guns retrospec sent me and im wondering if anybody else ended up getting advanced space age tech in the mail lately
you recognize these or the name " hyperion " lmk

[ Attached is a photo of the guns in question. ]

heads up: try and take these away from me and i will absolutely zap you in the balls

Comments

[browbeater]

i'm sure a lot of people have cop phobia. doesn't stop us when we have to ensure public safety, pal.

[hjack69]

are you even old enough to be a cop
bc if so that is a hella unfortunate case of babyface you got goin on there officer

[browbeater]

stop changing the subject

[hjack69]

[ This guy is his favorite. ]

i have to make sure im talking to a for real actual officer of the law here yknow

[browbeater]

[he knows how to box!!! he'll knock you out!!]

you seemed fine assuming that before. so, are they dangerous or not jack?

[hjack69]

[ FIGHT HIM ]

are we on a first name basis now?
can i call you mako

[browbeater]

officer lou to you

[hjack69]

then im professor dawes to you too
i aint just gonna roll over for the man, man

[browbeater]

MISTER dawes, will you answer my question already?!

[hjack69]

MISTER lou if this is a serious line of questioning ill have you know that my lawyer has asked to be present for any/all involvement w/the police to protect my interests and the interests of the people around me in the surety of proper treatment and the natural right that all men are created equal and that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights that among these are life liberty and the pursuit of happiness

and sick ass lasers

[ Also the lawyer is Ardyn, so this is the tag team from hell waiting to happen. ]

[browbeater]

[he. doesn't know what he's in for yet... does he.]

why do you have a lawyer for random questioning?

[he's getting a lot more context, at least. that maybe there's more to that glass incident than he knew.]