[1] 4/8, photo set

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking shared an album. 4/8 near Cabin 11

so, what's the weirdest thing YOU'VE received from these jerks? 'cause I'm pretty sure I win but hey, at least it's not alive like some of the other things I've heard about

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[sharplydressed]

boo, boo （￣ε￣） you should be thinking outside of the box!

but you know, that really must be a sign or something

[A sign that Luke is destined to be picked on by Retrospec, anyway.]

maybe they mixed up your real gift with that?

[chiseler]

thinking outside of the box and being cute aren't mutually exclusive Kash-money, think about that for a second. at least not in my case
I can't think of what sign that would mean or what the real gift would be. the last time they sent me something it was that necklace which I still haven't figured out either
I'm pretty sure they've got the wrong guy

[sharplydressed]

wow
i'll have to bump my bad nicknames ranking around a little to fit that one in there

anyway if they really got the wrong guy, maybe someone will find you one day and be like
where's my sandwich??
and you can tell them you rudely threw it away

[chiseler]

what? it's funny, shut up

if they let the sandwich get this moldy I doubt they're missing it that much
the shoes might be a whole different story. and the golf club...I kinda know what it's about? a little bit. it's embarrassing, but I think it's the same one anyway

[Thanks for being vague, Luke.]

[sharplydressed]

it's super exhausting but that's fitting for you i guess

[RUDE.]

anyway
you can't just say something like that and then leave it there??
what happened with the golf club

[chiseler]

not sure if I should take that as a compliment or an insult, but I'll take it as the former anyway

I'm not telling you over the network where everybody can read it. I recognize it though. you know what I asked you about the other day? kinda related to that.

[You know. Monsters.]

[sharplydressed]

that just proves how fitting it is tbh

[STILL RUDE. But oh. Oh... Yeah, he gets it.]

what do you think of that timing, huh? coincidence?

[chiseler]

shut up

and maybe? I got some of this stuff before I talked to you but I didn't really look it through until after that. I think we need a clear stance on if we believe in coincidences or not though...

[sharplydressed]

yeah i can't give a clear answer
whether or not i believe in coincidences depends on how generous i'm feeling that day

[Which, as of late, is not very generous... At least not when it comes to punks weaseling around en masse with memories or whatever else.]

[chiseler]

here's a better question then. when was the last time you believed any of this was coincidental? that's different than believing in coincidences at all

[sharplydressed]

like, honestly?
back when chocobos started being a thing
wtf kind of timing was that
how could anyone not be suspicious

so yeah, i get your point

[chiseler]

exactly, I've been suspicious since day one
so. maybe. all I know is that the golf club was used as self-defense but I lost it back then
guess they decided to find it for me

[sharplydressed]

kinda spooky
like
is this their way of saying "hey luke, we see what you hallucinoremembered there"?

[chiseler]

considering I didn't tell anybody about that particular hallucinomemory, maybe it's a threat. like. "hey asshole, if you don't start acknowledging this we're going to force your hand"
that makes it even worse. what's next, sending an ACTUAL dragon?

[sharplydressed]

omg luke don't give them any ideas (ºДº )
they brought us giant chickens
giant lizards probably wouldn't be hard for them

[chiseler]

what would we even do with giant lizards? I don't think you can ride giant lizards. I mean not really. do people ride dragons?
why am I even asking THEY WON'T BRING GIANT LIZARDS

[Not yet, probably.]

[sharplydressed]

even if they do, don't go around trying to ride any
i'm like seriously concerned that this is a legit possibility now

[chiseler]

do I look like the kind of guy who'd ride a dragon? don't answer that
we're worrying about nothing for right now...I'm going to try and figure out this golf thing instead, see if I can put the pieces together
literally and figuratively

[sharplydressed]

you're getting one anyway since you asked: yes
but good luck figuring out that golf stuff
let me know if i can help or whatever okay?

[chiseler]

likewise, man. keep me updated on any of the other stuff we talked about the other day