[1] 4/8, photo set

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking shared an album. 4/8 near Cabin 11

so, what's the weirdest thing YOU'VE received from these jerks? 'cause I'm pretty sure I win but hey, at least it's not alive like some of the other things I've heard about

Comments

[constellates]

i do not think they like you
there is no sandwich ?
you cannot even golf with that
sad

[antagonize]

Okay. Question: Did you find a sandwich inside that container? If so, did you eat it?

[alienates]

Ok so I am pretty sure you must have been a hobo or something in a past life.
The golf club is what you used to threaten anyone who got too close to your bench.

[aegist]

they packed you a lunch?

[parodeity]

yo you cant beat me at weirdest
trashiest and most insulting maybe
but weirdest is my goddamn arena

[chiseler]

I don't even know how to play golf but what makes you think there wasn't a sandwich in it?

[This is a trick question, Anya, don't do it.]

[chiseler]

I did, and heck no. Would YOU eat a moldy sandwich if you found one?

[chiseler]

omg I WASN'T A HOBO
...well I mean I kind of was but I don't think I used a golf club to chase people from a bench
anyway that's still admitting there WAS a past life

[chiseler]

pretty sure they're trying to poison me
0/10, would not recommend their cooking skills

[constellates]

retrospec made you a sandwich ?
was it good ?

[chiseler]

as long as you're not calling ME trashy I can live with that
did you get more weird stuff in the mail you haven't told me about?

[aegist]

what did they make you? also i'm pretty sure i would have figured that to be the review on yelp even before looking inside mystery box #1.

[parodeity]

video game inventory system
which wasnt in the mail i just woke up with it

[chiseler]

considering it was green and covered in fuzz, I couldn't tell you
everyone else I've talked to has been getting some interesting stuff
this is just disgusting

[chiseler]

a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? still trying to figure out which decade it's from though, considering.
there's a reason I'm keeping the thing closed

[chiseler]

a what?
like the thing that made dirk shoot a knife at you?

[aegist]

so a moldy pb&j?

[parodeity]

no because that clearly never happened christ luke
but yeah i have one of those

[chiseler]

an incredibly moldy pb&j
if emails to HR didn't bounce back I'd write a letter yelling at them but now I'm just wondering if the mailman will take my sandwich back if I slap a "return to sender" sticker on it

[chiseler]

there's a lot of things that never happened, you're right

[Look, nobody's paying attention anyway...probably.]

how's it work? or is it one of those "show and tell" things?

[aegist]

i mean it's the best thing to try it with since you 100% do not want it.

[parodeity]

i can show you if you want
mostly i store things via numerical value based on what i call them when i store them
and then
can get them out by talking them out or
yeah
its extremely stupid tbh

[constellates]

ew !
maybe they are giving you their junk

[alienates]

Alright then au you was a hobo then.
Considering how ducking soapy that club looks you were definitely no Tiger Woods.
DUCK
God I hate this app

[antagonize]

Depends. How moldy are we talking about here?