[1] 4/8, photo set

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking shared an album. 4/8 near Cabin 11

so, what's the weirdest thing YOU'VE received from these jerks? 'cause I'm pretty sure I win but hey, at least it's not alive like some of the other things I've heard about

Comments

[constellates]

i do not think they like you
there is no sandwich ?
you cannot even golf with that
sad

[chiseler]

I don't even know how to play golf but what makes you think there wasn't a sandwich in it?

[This is a trick question, Anya, don't do it.]

[constellates]

retrospec made you a sandwich ?
was it good ?

[chiseler]

considering it was green and covered in fuzz, I couldn't tell you
everyone else I've talked to has been getting some interesting stuff
this is just disgusting

[antagonize]

Okay. Question: Did you find a sandwich inside that container? If so, did you eat it?

[chiseler]

I did, and heck no. Would YOU eat a moldy sandwich if you found one?

[antagonize]

Depends. How moldy are we talking about here?

[alienates]

Ok so I am pretty sure you must have been a hobo or something in a past life.
The golf club is what you used to threaten anyone who got too close to your bench.

[chiseler]

omg I WASN'T A HOBO
...well I mean I kind of was but I don't think I used a golf club to chase people from a bench
anyway that's still admitting there WAS a past life

[alienates]

Alright then au you was a hobo then.
Considering how ducking soapy that club looks you were definitely no Tiger Woods.
DUCK
God I hate this app

[aegist]

they packed you a lunch?

[chiseler]

pretty sure they're trying to poison me
0/10, would not recommend their cooking skills

[aegist]

what did they make you? also i'm pretty sure i would have figured that to be the review on yelp even before looking inside mystery box #1.

[parodeity]

yo you cant beat me at weirdest
trashiest and most insulting maybe
but weirdest is my goddamn arena

[chiseler]

as long as you're not calling ME trashy I can live with that
did you get more weird stuff in the mail you haven't told me about?

[parodeity]

video game inventory system
which wasnt in the mail i just woke up with it

[wiselys]

Vantas up above has a fair point, you're hallucinatory self was a hobo.

Or a very bad golfer. Maybe a caddy?

[chiseler]

wtf I was not a hobo!!
I could buy being a caddy, maybe. remember that one summer dad tried to get me to work at that country club? but golf clubs shouldn't be that easy to bend, should they?

[wiselys]

Are you sure?
I do remember that. It didn't go that well, did it? I don't know, I doubt it. If they were they'd be bending all the time. Maybe it's made of a cheap metal?

[sharplydressed]

1 nice name
2 are those the shoes??
because if they are, they're even nastier than i pictured （・□・；）

[chiseler]

1 shut up, I didn't ask for that
2 these are the shoes, but now I'm wondering what you were actually picturing when I said "used"...

[sharplydressed]

you should embrace it, it's cute!
anyway i was picturing like
normal used shoes?
those look like whoever wore them just walked straight through a muddy field and dropped them into a box

[notyourutopian]

Is that a broken golf club?

[chiseler]

it's definitely a broken golf club
and before you ask, I have no idea how to play golf so this is a new mystery to me, too

[notyourutopian]

That's not as weird as the person who got a salad fork.
But that's pretty weird.