[1] 4/8, photo set

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Steven Squawking shared an album. 4/8 near Cabin 11

so, what's the weirdest thing YOU'VE received from these jerks? 'cause I'm pretty sure I win but hey, at least it's not alive like some of the other things I've heard about

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[wiselys]

Sounds like an ordinary day for a rich man.
A little, but weird compared to what? A normal golf club? Yes. To receiving a bent golf club from a shady so-called social network company for no apparent reason that also turned horses into chocobos? Not necessarily.

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knew dad was doing it wrong all along
a social media app shouldn't be dictating what I do and don't get in the mail, Bananabeth, that's what bugs me. the shoes fit perfectly too which is even worse
would Cerb eat a moldy sandwich?

[wiselys]

I'll be sure to inform him ASAP.
Well, obviously. I shouldn't be receiving knives in the mail, either, but here we are. Add it to the board, string to the heading of "weird things in the mail" with a blue string. Are you going to wear the shoes?
He's a tarantula, Luke, not a dog.

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thanks, saves me from having to
if you get anything else in the mail let me know ASAP. I think we need to go to IKEA soon btw, the board's running out of room. and no? I don't think so, not until I know what they are and why I have them. I'd say there's some special meaning to them but hell if I know what it is
and that's my point, I wouldn't feed a moldy sandwich to a dog but I don't know what that thing eats anyway. maybe he'd like it

[wiselys]

You're welcome.
I will. Hopefully I won't receive any dumb things like yours? That sounds like a good idea. At this rate we may need a storage unit and just cover the walls. "Special meaning"? Besides being shoes?
Crickets. Tarantulas eat crickets.

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I hope you receive something incredibly dumb just for that. okay, fine, we can do that, too. you've been to my place enough to know I can rearrange space to give us a conspiracy wall.
anyway yeah. they're mine. I should be attached to shoes but I think they must've been a gift or something since every time I throw them away I keep rescuing them from the trash. maybe I really am going crazy
and see why would I know that? I don't feed him. this is why you're the spider-lover and I just wave at him from a respectable distance and try not to think about how hairy he is

[wiselys]

I hope you receive something even dumber just for saying that. Hm, okay.
Maybe. Maybe we all are. I know I don't want to get rid of that knife, even besides it being evidence. It's weird.
Spiders are fascinating creatures. So, you don't like cats and dogs? They're even hairier.

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I've already received something dumb, it's your turn
I gave you that knife. I remember that much, so I guess that makes sense in a weird way. just try not to use it on anybody okay?
cats and dogs are like soft-hairy, not weird-creepy hairy. you know I like cerb just fine but you've gotta stop letting him hang out on the counter at the bar. I don't need to get slammed with health violations

[wiselys]

I refuse.
I make no promises.
I don't think a tarantula in a terrarium counts as a health code violation, it's not like he's a mouse or a cockroach. And people think he's cool. It ups the street cred of your bar. As a, wow! go to Cabin Eleven, the bartender has a tarantula hanging out on the bar! his awesome sister will tell you all about tarantulas! so cool!

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if you ever get a pet cockroach I'm also disowning you and what's wrong with the street cred I have now? I don't need my baby sister helping me with that
unless the spider's going to help me get rid of the sandwich, no

[wiselys]

I would never and what street cred?
Have you tried throwing it away? Though it should be preserved for evidence.

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oh my god shut up, I have plenty of cred
I've tried, it keeps showing up. I could also be going crazy and imagining that I'm trying the thing away. that's also an entirely possible thing that's happening here, haven't decided yet

[wiselys]

Just keep telling yourself that.
... I think it'd be better if it was just magically reappearing.

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yeah, you think? I don't want to think about the idea of going crazy either.
I'll figure it out. it's nothing to worry about too much yet

[wiselys]

Don't worry, I'm mostly sure you're still sane.
I guess we'll just notate it on the board for now as something to look into.

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thanks a lot for the reassurance
come over later and we'll update the board okay? I'll even make dinner again if you stick around long enough

[wiselys]

Anytime.
Okay, that sounds good. I'll stick around if dinner is something good.

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dinner can be whatever you want. just say the word and I'll stock up and figure out how to make it

[wiselys]

I'd make a joke with something there's no way you can make, but how about burgers and salad or potato wedges? Or seafood. Or ravioli. Or veggie pasta. I could just send you some pinterest recipes?

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omg stop, just get over here already
and then you can explain how pinterest even works

[wiselys]

All right, all right.
... Luke it's literally the easiest social media app. You pin things. To boards. In an app.

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like I have time. just get over here already

[wiselys]

Okay, okay, on my way.