[1] 4/8, photo set

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking shared an album. 4/8 near Cabin 11

so, what's the weirdest thing YOU'VE received from these jerks? 'cause I'm pretty sure I win but hey, at least it's not alive like some of the other things I've heard about

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[alienates]

In my defense this was my first time capslocking at a rich golfing hobo
But capslock may come up occasionally in conversations that I have with people

[chiseler]

right. always time for petty grudges, I forgot
all right, all right, less capslocking and more problem-solving. I'm getting nowhere with this other than I've tried throwing out the golf club a few times and it keeps mysteriously showing up in my apartment. if it's sentient or haunted or whatever the fuck I don't want it
you never answered the original question btw. weirdest thing you've received, let's hear it

[alienates]

Oh
All I've received so far is a sickle.
Which is on a different level of weird than a sandwich??
But also wait hold up
If you throw it out it just appears back at your place??

[ karkat never tried throwing out the sickle because like.... it's a goddamn sickle, how awesome is that?? but this is the first time he heard of something like what luke just described happening. ]

[chiseler]

don't sound excited or anything. a sickle? really?
guess it's too much to ask if you know why?
but yeah I don't know, this is the first time I've tried leaving it somewhere else, but it's like...it either keeps showing up, or I feel really weird about it and have to go rescue it from the trash
it's hard to explain? it's a shitty broken golf club but it's MY shitty broken golf club
I'm not diving after the sandwich though. that's my limit

[alienates]

No idea yet.
I was thinking maybe I'd get some vision regarding sickles but so far nothing.
I can't even use it yet but also don't tell anyone I said that.
Huh
Maybe I'll try leaving my thing somewhere to see what happens.
But a sickle is probably more dangerous to leave in the trash.

[chiseler]

man you know this is a public network right?
anyway. a sickle is definitely more dangerous to leave in the trash, don't risk arming somebody who's actually crazy
how hard is it to use that thing anyway? maybe learning to use it will get you a vision of what it's actually used for

[alienates]

I guess it's kind of like a sword?
Like anyone can just swing a sword around but it doesn't mean they're actually any decent at using it.
So as of now I am just as likely to accidentally stab someone with it as I am to purposely do it.

[chiseler]

considering I recently relearned how to use a sword? you're right about that.
too bad there's no youtube tutorial on how to use a sickle or anything
...if you ever want to try to figure it out, I could probably help. somehow I get the feeling a sickle isn't the worst weapon I've gone against

[alienates]

Wait
Seriously??

[chiseler]

which part are you seriously asking? doesn't matter because the answers "yeah" anyway,
but just curious

[alienates]

Both actually.
But re: the sword shit, did you actually practice with the sword and learned it that way or was it the weird spooky crap?

[chiseler]

I fenced in high school? but also the weird spooky crap gave me a memory of training other people how to fight and suddenly I knew what I was doing.
so. whatever that means. I can swing a sword now but I'm lacking a sword

[For now.]

[alienates]

..... Huh
Although I guess that does match up with other people have said.
Suddenly becoming really strong or flexible or insert your pirated comic book power here.

[chiseler]

knowing how to fight with a sword doesn't count as a comic book power
I kinda feel cheated
but really, you know where the bar is and you know how to find me, I can probably borrow a better rapier to go against the sickle and hold my own

[alienates]

I'll even make sure not to show up when you have guests since I feel like a fight while you're bartending will
Actually both of those options could come out of the same result.

[chiseler]

at this point I think people are getting used to weapons at my bar, but I appreciate it
I'll catch up with you later whenever you're ready

[alienates]

Yeah
See you when it's time to undergo this potentially bad idea.