[1] 4/8, photo set

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking shared an album. 4/8 near Cabin 11

so, what's the weirdest thing YOU'VE received from these jerks? 'cause I'm pretty sure I win but hey, at least it's not alive like some of the other things I've heard about

Comments

[alienates]

Ok so I am pretty sure you must have been a hobo or something in a past life.
The golf club is what you used to threaten anyone who got too close to your bench.

[chiseler]

omg I WASN'T A HOBO
...well I mean I kind of was but I don't think I used a golf club to chase people from a bench
anyway that's still admitting there WAS a past life

[alienates]

Alright then au you was a hobo then.
Considering how ducking soapy that club looks you were definitely no Tiger Woods.
DUCK
God I hate this app

[chiseler]

THERE IS NO AU ME. I THINK.
I'm pretty sure I wasn't playing golf either though
nice to see you got parental-blocked too
is it bad I'm considering keeping the thing? it's not really a weapon but...I feel like maybe it should be

[alienates]

Forcing me to have an app is one thing but parental blocking me is crossing the line.

"it's not really a weapon but...I feel like maybe it should be" - white teenage au Tiger Woods

[chiseler]

the parental blocking will probably go away about the same time pac-man does
if I had to be an AU of anybody couldn't I be an AU of michael jordan or something? at least basketball makes a little more sense to me than golf
but also, shut up

[alienates]

Maybe you're the AU lovechild between Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods then?
Quick
Go challenge someone to a basketball match to test this out.
Or a golf one I guess but those are more boring to watch.

[chiseler]

VANTAS. I'm not challenging somebody to a basketball game are you crazy?
but that might explain the shoes
doesn't explain the sandwich though

[alienates]

Athletes have to eat more to make up for all the energy they spend.
You didn't eat the sandwich did you???

ALSO challenge someone to a basketball game you coward.

[chiseler]

do I look like someone who'd eat a moldy sandwich?
just because I might have been a hobo in my past life doesn't mean I don't have standards now
NOT PLAYING BASKETBALL DOESN'T MAKE ME A COWARD

[alienates]

Look people have eaten a lot weirder things than moldy sandwiches.
I'm not saying people would judge you for ihahaha ok I can't finish that sentence, of course they would.
But they would judge you more for HIDING FROM YOUR OBVIOUS DESTINY OF PLAYING BASKETBALL LISTEN TO NIKE AND JUST DO IT

[chiseler]

name five things weird than moldy sandwiches, vantas. I'm waiting
I HAVE NEVER LISTENED TO ADVERTISING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, WHY WOULD I START NOW?
is this just because I'm taller than you? is that what this is about?

[alienates]

1. Bugs.
2. Someone else's earwax.
3. A carton of weird green stuff that has been in the fridge for several weeks and no one has claimed it so you're not sure how it got there.
4. Pineapple pizza.
5. Denny's.
YOU ARE BARELY TALLER THAN ME

[ luke is literally like half a foot taller than him ]

[chiseler]

well played. but everybody knows denny's is universally known as too disgusting to digest so I'm still counting that as a list of four
have you looked in the mirror lately? I'm seriously asking

[alienates]

And yet it's still popular enough that it has a ton of customers.
You were BARELY taller than me.
Maybe an inch at the most.

[chiseler]

are those customers drunk though, because half of my customers talk about going to denny's after they run up a $70 tab at the bar
next time you get your butt down here we're measuring and I'm getting photographic evidence

[alienates]

Alright so there may be a certain level of inebriation going on in these scenarios, but they could be going to ihop instead??
So my point still stands.
Also uh
Maybe you'll just photoshop the pictures

[chiseler]

ihop's way too crowded for impatient drunks. not that I know anything about that or anything
I could NOT photoshop the picture if you're looking at it. who do you know that could pull out a magic photoshop-altering machine out of nowhere and immediately doctor a picture? I don't bring my laptop down to the bar

[alienates]

Yeah you are definitely not speaking from experience there.
Ok well MAYBE someone will get a magic photoshop-altering machine in the mail at just the same time where you need to use one?
Maybe you actually already have one and are currently trying to cover your tracks?

[chiseler]

okay but that's still saying that whoever gets this magic mach
THIS IS SUCH A STUPID CONVERSATION, VANTAS

[alienates]

YOU'RE NOT DENYING THAT YOU WOULD DEFINITELY DO THIS IF YOU DID HAVE THIS MAGIC MACHINE THOUGH

[chiseler]

WELL NO, WHY WOULD I DENY THAT IF THERE WAS A MAGIC MACHINE?
MAGIC! MACHINE!
YOU KNOW YOU WOULD USE IT TOO

[alienates]

BUT I WOULDN'T USE IT AGAINST YOU
UNLIKE HOW YOU'RE CONSPIRING AGAINST ME RIGHT NOW

[chiseler]

I THINK YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST PARANOID BECAUSE I WASN'T PLANNING ON CONSPIRING AGAINST YOU BEFORE THIS
NOW I MIGHT CONSIDER, SINCE YOU SEEM TO THINK I WILL ANYWAY
AND THERE'S NO GUARANTEE YOU WOULDN'T USE IT AGAINST ME IF YOU HAD A MAGIC MACHINE

[alienates]

WELL I'M GOING TO USE IT AGAINST YOU NOW THAT I HAVE CONFIRMATION THAT YOU'RE GOING TO USE IT AGAINST ME

[ NEITHER OF YOU HAVE MAGIC MACHINES, GOD! ]