TEXT ♞ OMG + INFO SHARING

[tarotcards]

This is a public service annoucement.

Avoid the man named Yu Narukami at all costs.

He is carrying a highly contagious virus with no known cure. This virus is called Old Man Germs or OMG for short (what you will read next will really make you say omg!).

This virus is like the cold but worse. It spreads quickly and will overwhelm you. Your hair will change colour, and so will your eyes. You will begin to call everyone around you 'whippersnappers' and talk about the 'good old days'. You will also feel the urge to nap out in the sun.

It is too late for me... but I'd like to warn everyone to please stay away. If you value your beautiful hair or eye colour at all then you would avoid this man.

Should you have come into contact with him, please comment here and I will pray for you in the form of prayer hand emojis.

Let us unite against OMG.

PS: To anyone who would like to follow up with the information gathering/sharing on Retrospec of last month or to discuss new information, I will be at the fountain in Recolle Square just like last time. I'd like to also discuss about these changes in appearance.

Comments

[alienates]

Did he write a will?
I call dibs.

[tarotcards]

I negate your dibs through my status as his older brother.

[alienates]

I'm overriding your dibs because we do not live in a monarchy and thus titles and possessions does not have to pass along bloodlines.
You're just mad you didn't call dibs first.
Dibs.

[covenantal]

I recognize Karkat's dibs as valid.

[tarotcards]

You side against your own brother?

[covenantal]

You've already cast me aside.

And besides, he did call dibs.

[alienates]

♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

[covenantal]

ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡

[alienates]

If you weren't already dying you can't inherit my crap but know that you have the dibs to my heart.

[covenantal]

The dibs to your heart is all I could ever want or hope for with my remaining time in this world, my love.

[alienates]

I will do all I can to help you rest in peace. My soothing, euphoric vocals will lull you into that gentle sleep.

[tarotcards]

It was for your own good. For the good of humanity.

And I will not let a mere "dibs" take away my well deserved heirlooms.

[covenantal]

"Well-deserved" ...

Souji... it couldn't be...

... that you planned this ... ?

[tarotcards]

Planned what, dear brother? I have absolutely no idea what you mean.

1/3

[covenantal]

No... I don't want to believe it! It can't be true!

[covenantal]

Older brother... you were the one to create OMG and infect me with it! Don't deny your crimes!

[covenantal]

A betrayal of this magnitude... I won't have any choice but to sever our bond as brothers. My only satisfaction comes from knowing that the weapon you created will destroy you.

[tarotcards]

I will deny nothing because there is no crime to deny.

OMG is a revolutionary disease that will shape the world. It will weaken our enemies without the need for violence while also assisting those who want to hit retirement age but can't wait decades for that.

Yes, I might have been infected with my own creation but this is nothing but a minor setback. For you see, I was already working on a disease that would reverse the effects of OMG. YOLO (Youth Overtakes Lame Oldies) will be completed soon and I will use it on myself while you suffer.

[tarotcards]

You're going to have to rip this will out of my cold dead hands then.

[alienates]

Challenge accepted.
What's your favorite flowers so I can make sure to decorate your gravestone accordingly.

[tarotcards]

Don't get ahead of yourself just yet. What makes you think that you have what it takes to defeat me?

[alienates]

People like you who think you should have the world handed to you are always the easiest tier of villainy to strike down.
You're more like a midboss than a final one.

[tarotcards]

I'd beg to differ. I've put my name in this generator for boss stats and as you can see, I am no mid-boss. I am as powerful as a final boss, or bonus one.

[alienates]

Ok but look at that right there.
You're not even a memorable boss?
So people don't even bitch about what a tough fight you were after the fact then?
Then what's even the point!!

[tarotcards]

I'm memorable because I kill everyone who dares to face me. So there is no one left to remember it. It all works out.