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souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-04-13 03:48 pm

TEXT ♞ OMG + INFO SHARING

This is a public service annoucement.

Avoid the man named Yu Narukami at all costs.

He is carrying a highly contagious virus with no known cure. This virus is called Old Man Germs or OMG for short (what you will read next will really make you say omg!).

This virus is like the cold but worse. It spreads quickly and will overwhelm you. Your hair will change colour, and so will your eyes. You will begin to call everyone around you 'whippersnappers' and talk about the 'good old days'. You will also feel the urge to nap out in the sun.

It is too late for me... but I'd like to warn everyone to please stay away. If you value your beautiful hair or eye colour at all then you would avoid this man.

Should you have come into contact with him, please comment here and I will pray for you in the form of prayer hand emojis.

Let us unite against OMG.

PS: To anyone who would like to follow up with the information gathering/sharing on Retrospec of last month or to discuss new information, I will be at the fountain in Recolle Square just like last time. I'd like to also discuss about these changes in appearance.
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[personal profile] complementing 2017-04-14 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
I will, you have my solemn word

it's been an honor to be your senpai

I'll play the Michiri Neko March as they lower you into your old man wheelchair
Edited 2017-04-14 05:28 (UTC)
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[personal profile] covenantal 2017-04-14 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
I knew we could rely on you, Minako-senpai... only you would understand the true wishes of our hearts.

As I slip away from this world, I'll whisper just one word for you to pass onto my descendants...

"Nyan."
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[personal profile] complementing 2017-04-16 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'll preserve your legacy with the finest Japanese calligraphy

and ask the pet shelter to hang it in the cat's room

a charm to protect them all
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[personal profile] covenantal 2017-04-17 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
To know that our spirits will live on in such a noble way...

You're helping this old man pass on in peace.
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[personal profile] complementing 2017-04-19 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
if I can help you do that then I think I will be at peace as well

I will always be able to look fondly back on our time together

and remember you when you were at your best
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[personal profile] complementing 2017-04-19 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
joking aside, are you and Souji-kun alright?
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[personal profile] covenantal 2017-04-20 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, of course. We're fine, senpai. When I got checked out by a doctor there wasn't anything wrong with me, and I'm sure it'll be the same for Souji. It's just been startling.
Edited 2017-04-20 20:21 (UTC)
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[personal profile] complementing 2017-04-21 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
oh good

I was going to suggest you just dye it back if it bothers you that much but

I have a feeling you're going to get all the mileage out of being an old man as you can (✩´꒳`✩)
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[personal profile] covenantal 2017-04-21 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm hurt, senpai. I'd never do something like that.

You're thinking of Souji.
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[personal profile] complementing 2017-04-21 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
uh huhhhh riiiight