TEXT ♞ OMG + INFO SHARING

[tarotcards]

This is a public service annoucement.

Avoid the man named Yu Narukami at all costs.

He is carrying a highly contagious virus with no known cure. This virus is called Old Man Germs or OMG for short (what you will read next will really make you say omg!).

This virus is like the cold but worse. It spreads quickly and will overwhelm you. Your hair will change colour, and so will your eyes. You will begin to call everyone around you 'whippersnappers' and talk about the 'good old days'. You will also feel the urge to nap out in the sun.

It is too late for me... but I'd like to warn everyone to please stay away. If you value your beautiful hair or eye colour at all then you would avoid this man.

Should you have come into contact with him, please comment here and I will pray for you in the form of prayer hand emojis.

Let us unite against OMG.

PS: To anyone who would like to follow up with the information gathering/sharing on Retrospec of last month or to discuss new information, I will be at the fountain in Recolle Square just like last time. I'd like to also discuss about these changes in appearance.

Comments

[tarotcards]

I worry too. These eyes aren't what they used to be. I might just walk straight out into traffic without realizing it.

[daemonized]

That would be an unfathomable tragedy, Souji. One that we must avoid if we can.

Shall I meet you there to assist? Help you cross the road and all that?

[tarotcards]

Thank you for the offer but please do not inconvenience yourself, Izunia-san.

I must learn to adapt to this new elderly body of mine. If I get hit by a car then so be it. I was not meant to live for long.

[daemonized]

But I insist. What sort of uncle would I be if I left you to your fate? It's no inconvenience at all, I promise you.

[tarotcards]

You are far too kind.

If you insist then I will accept your offer. As gratitude, I will ensure to leave you a sizeable amount of my wealth for you in my will.

[daemonized]

How generous of you, but once again unnecessary. That makes it sound like I'm only being helpful for the sake of ulterior motives. I'd hate for others to paint me as that kind of villain.

[tarotcards]

But of course. We couldn't have that, but really, who would paint you as an evil villain? You exude absolute pure innocence, goodness, and virtue.

[ stock audience laugh ]

[daemonized]

[the universe is crying with laughter]

I'm a saint, I know. But thank you for your kind words regardless.