TEXT ♞ OMG + INFO SHARING

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This is a public service annoucement.

Avoid the man named Yu Narukami at all costs.

He is carrying a highly contagious virus with no known cure. This virus is called Old Man Germs or OMG for short (what you will read next will really make you say omg!).

This virus is like the cold but worse. It spreads quickly and will overwhelm you. Your hair will change colour, and so will your eyes. You will begin to call everyone around you 'whippersnappers' and talk about the 'good old days'. You will also feel the urge to nap out in the sun.

It is too late for me... but I'd like to warn everyone to please stay away. If you value your beautiful hair or eye colour at all then you would avoid this man.

Should you have come into contact with him, please comment here and I will pray for you in the form of prayer hand emojis.

Let us unite against OMG.

PS: To anyone who would like to follow up with the information gathering/sharing on Retrospec of last month or to discuss new information, I will be at the fountain in Recolle Square just like last time. I'd like to also discuss about these changes in appearance.

Comments

[youraffection]

tell me im wrong

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You're wrong

[youraffection]

no im not

[tarotcards]

Yes you are

You're super wrong

[youraffection]

ok
no
no im not
ur not an old man
that doesnt happen
even with all the weird stuff goin on ppl dont just get old

[tarotcards]

Then explain this.

attachment: oldman.png

[ yes, souji just attached a pic of himself holding a fat cat. it's great ]

[youraffection]

thats u with new hair and an obese cat

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Yes, my new hair colour as a result of OMG.

And Manzoku-san isn't obese. He's just has a lot of lovable parts to him.

[youraffection]

its the result of something but ur not turning old
probably

uhh yeah
u sure thats healthy

[tarotcards]

The results of what, Yosuke?

Come over and see for yourself. He's very cute. You just have to make sure not to leave any food out or he'll eat it while your back's turned.

[youraffection]

this place being weird
some ppl know like other languages now i guess

how many cats do u even have now

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And isn't it completely within the realms of possibility for this place to also turn me old?

Do you want to come over and see?

[youraffection]

yes but thats not the point!
ur exaggerating
probably

the last time i was at ur place i left covered in fur anyway

[tarotcards]

Not at all. I really did grow old, Yosuke. Ah, my poor hip, it hurts...

Please, Yosuke, I need your help. Please brave through all the cat fur to help this old man get up to make lunch. My body aches and I just can't stand up properly.

[youraffection]

ur impossible
fine ill come over