TEXT ♞ OMG + INFO SHARING

[tarotcards]

This is a public service annoucement.

Avoid the man named Yu Narukami at all costs.

He is carrying a highly contagious virus with no known cure. This virus is called Old Man Germs or OMG for short (what you will read next will really make you say omg!).

This virus is like the cold but worse. It spreads quickly and will overwhelm you. Your hair will change colour, and so will your eyes. You will begin to call everyone around you 'whippersnappers' and talk about the 'good old days'. You will also feel the urge to nap out in the sun.

It is too late for me... but I'd like to warn everyone to please stay away. If you value your beautiful hair or eye colour at all then you would avoid this man.

Should you have come into contact with him, please comment here and I will pray for you in the form of prayer hand emojis.

Let us unite against OMG.

PS: To anyone who would like to follow up with the information gathering/sharing on Retrospec of last month or to discuss new information, I will be at the fountain in Recolle Square just like last time. I'd like to also discuss about these changes in appearance.

Comments

[vendettastool]

I wouldn't, it just makes him worse.

[tarotcards]

What a fierce bodyguard you have. How do you manage to tame him?

[vendettastool]

A mixture of good coffee, better cars, and the perk of beating me up every morning for an hour.

[tarotcards]

Unfortunately, I can only provide one out of those three. I don't think your bodyguard will like me very well.

[vendettastool]

Rats. Looks like you'll have to live with your brother and his OMG.

[tarotcards]

No!

Perhaps we can trade for something else? I'd take anything at this point.

[vendettastool]

Really? Do you play video games?

[tarotcards]

Does Neko Atsume count?

[vendettastool]

I was going to offer something like a whole free pass for a year to my MMO but I'm not sure if you would be into it.

[tarotcards]

What is your MMO about? Can I have pet cats?

[vendettastool]

Open world in which you explore, defeat evil, build a life, and all sorts of other stuff. Not only can you have a pet cat big enough to ride, you can also be one of the two cat races we have.

[tarotcards]

I'm sold. I need this game immediately in my life.

But is it okay just to give away a free pass just like that?

[vendettastool]

it's one of the many perks to being in charge - free passes for friends and all the paperwork I could ever wanted.

[tarotcards]

Thank you. This is very generous of you.

I don't think I am qualified to help that much, but if you need a hand in paperwork or to walk your bodyguard when he get antsy, then let me know.

[vendettastool]

You're welcome. I'll send you the information in a bit.

I may take you up on walking the bodyguard. Some days I really don't need him hovering around when I'm trying to date.

[tarotcards]

Thanks again.

Is dating your bodyguard out of the question? That's getting rid of two birds with one stone.

[vendettastool]

Anytime.

You can try to date him, but I seriously think that his ideal date is a cup of coffee, a keyboard, and me not causing trouble.