And now, a welcoming message from Noah | Photo

[redarm]

[Now that Noah's had a day to scream his head off, he's much calmer to address the network as a whole.]

hey if theres anyone out there still kidding themselves into thinking all this is just harmless pranks and shit?
i just want you to know i woke up with a new arm yesterday:

Noah Robin Campbell shared a photo. 5/01 near The Towers

thanks retrospec for your stalker photo

look forward to this kind of shit new people!
none of this is a joke!
sucks to be you!

also i think i need a doctor.

Comments

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell uh
Noah Robin Campbell no?

[elevelvetor]

Elizabeth Velveteen oh
Elizabeth Velveteen well
Elizabeth Velveteen then my other questions are pointless.

[ . . . . ]

Elizabeth Velveteen i am very sorry?

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell seriously?
fucking great.
Noah Robin Campbell oh well.

[elevelvetor]

Elizabeth Velveteen perhaps if you think of this in a positive way, you will not feel so bummed out by it.

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell fuck positivity :)

[elevelvetor]

Elizabeth Velveteen make sure you have its permission first.

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell Huh?

[Look Noah is pretty pure despite his constant profanity and prickliness ok]

[elevelvetor]

[ omg... ]

Elizabeth Velveteen consent is important, mr. campbell

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell ok....

[whatever you say lady...]