And now, a welcoming message from Noah | Photo

[redarm]

[Now that Noah's had a day to scream his head off, he's much calmer to address the network as a whole.]

hey if theres anyone out there still kidding themselves into thinking all this is just harmless pranks and shit?
i just want you to know i woke up with a new arm yesterday:

Noah Robin Campbell shared a photo. 5/01 near The Towers

thanks retrospec for your stalker photo

look forward to this kind of shit new people!
none of this is a joke!
sucks to be you!

also i think i need a doctor.

Comments

[redarm]

hmmm
pretty sure of it.

[thesettingsun]

I hope you get the red plague on your face.

[Shuji Tsushima, paragon of maturity.]

[redarm]

haha wow. thanks.

[thesettingsun]

Or on just one toe. Or a weird place. An elbow.

[redarm]

if i do, ill be sure to spread it around.

[thesettingsun]

[INSTANTANEOUS REGRET]

Is it actually contagious? It's probably not! That would be too weird!

[redarm]

too weird compared to it showing up in the first place?

[thesettingsun]

You have to draw a line in the sand somewhere.

[redarm]

whatever.

[thesettingsun]

[Don't 'whatever' him! He's a very serious random person on the internet that you should take seriously!!]

It's true! You have to look inside yourself and say 'what am I willing to put up with today?'

[A serious person quoting Youtube celebrities.]

[redarm]

[While the player laughs, Noah has no idea what he's referencing. Out of the loop, such is Noah]

...if you say so.

[thesettingsun]

[Noah needs to watch more Youtube, obviously.]

So obviously I'll be fine. Or at least I'm not going to get red plague.

[redarm]

ok

[whatever you say dude]

[thesettingsun]

[Stop giving him noncommittal responses! He's going to find someone to talk to who pays proper attention to him! And probably doesn't have any weird body parts!!

This conversation thread has been dropped. If Shuji were a lesser person he'd probably send :| or something but he is Mature.]