And now, a welcoming message from Noah | Photo

[redarm]

[Now that Noah's had a day to scream his head off, he's much calmer to address the network as a whole.]

hey if theres anyone out there still kidding themselves into thinking all this is just harmless pranks and shit?
i just want you to know i woke up with a new arm yesterday:

Noah Robin Campbell shared a photo. 5/01 near The Towers

thanks retrospec for your stalker photo

look forward to this kind of shit new people!
none of this is a joke!
sucks to be you!

also i think i need a doctor.

Comments

[redarm]

i dunno.
i doubt theyll be able to help.
plus i kinda just had a fight with one of the cops on the app so.
yeah.

[longwei2go]

for real
what was it about

[redarm]

they were being a dick to someone
so i basically told them to fuck off.

[longwei2go]

sounds like they deserved it
doesnt mean theyd look the other way on something like this

[redarm]

tch.
ill think about it.

[which means he won't do it]

[longwei2go]

you could always get someone to cut it off

[redarm]

trust me i havent ruled that out yet.

[longwei2go]

i was kidding
mostly

[ a short bit later. ]

can i ask you a personal question

[redarm]

what?

[longwei2go]

do you get something like phantom pains
since you know
born without its not like losing it

[redarm]

phantom pains?
hmm...
no i dont remember getting those
though i heard its possible.

[longwei2go]

oh okay
good
your not missing anything believe me

[redarm]

you get them?
that fucking sucks.

[longwei2go]

yeah it does
got modern herbal remedies to take the edge off

[ if you know what she means. ]

[redarm]

[HE SURE DOES]

nice.

[longwei2go]

all covered by insurance too

anyway if you run into any more problems or figure anything out about the arm
lemme know
or like if you just need a hand dealing with it

[ or two hands, soon. ahaha.... ]

[redarm]

thanks
i might consider it

whats your name?

[He might even mean that too!

And that's rough buddy. Maybe they can start a club about freaky new arms]

[longwei2go]

[ wouldn't that just literally be a Support group? ]

ignore the word salad
call me yin
which name of yours should i pick

[redarm]

okay yin.
im noah.

[longwei2go]

good talk noah
stay safe and shit
never know whats gonna happen next in this town

[redarm]

yeah thanks
you too yin.