And now, a welcoming message from Noah | Photo

[redarm]

[Now that Noah's had a day to scream his head off, he's much calmer to address the network as a whole.]

hey if theres anyone out there still kidding themselves into thinking all this is just harmless pranks and shit?
i just want you to know i woke up with a new arm yesterday:

Noah Robin Campbell shared a photo. 5/01 near The Towers

thanks retrospec for your stalker photo

look forward to this kind of shit new people!
none of this is a joke!
sucks to be you!

also i think i need a doctor.

Comments

[redarm]

i dont know either. it doesnt even fucking feel like regular skin. its a lot harder.

and no, it barely moves.

[frostythehitman]

What? So it's just some lump of useless flesh? What's even the point?

[redarm]

fuck if i know. it didnt come with instructions.

[frostythehitman]

Well if it can't do anything else, at least you could always use it as a bludgeon.

[redarm]

yeah cool.
that wont land me in jail quick or anything.

[frostythehitman]

Why would it? You hit a guy with your arm. That's technically called a "punch," and you don't go to jail for punching someone. If they survive it, anyway.

You think that arm's heavy enough to kill someone?

[redarm]

uh
you know assault is a crime right?
punching people is assault.

[frostythehitman]

They can only punish you if they catch you.

Besides, I've never been convicted of anything for punching someone.

[ He says, as a minor whose father is a major. ]

[redarm]

congratulations.

[Says the guy who spends a great deal of time in detention due to the fights he gets into]

[frostythehitman]

[ Wow, that sarcasm is so thick he can read it right through the text. ]

Hey, I never said I didn't get in trouble for it. Just that I wasn't convicted.

Being a minor probably helps.

[redarm]

probably.

how many people have you punched?

[frostythehitman]

Why the sudden interest?

I don't know, I haven't exactly kept track. Six, seven, maybe?

[redarm]

i dunno.

guess im trying to see if youre just talking shit or not.

[frostythehitman]

I don't talk shit, I start shit.

[redarm]

okay noted.