And now, a welcoming message from Noah | Photo

[redarm]

[Now that Noah's had a day to scream his head off, he's much calmer to address the network as a whole.]

hey if theres anyone out there still kidding themselves into thinking all this is just harmless pranks and shit?
i just want you to know i woke up with a new arm yesterday:

Noah Robin Campbell shared a photo. 5/01 near The Towers

thanks retrospec for your stalker photo

look forward to this kind of shit new people!
none of this is a joke!
sucks to be you!

also i think i need a doctor.

Comments

[mercurio]

the way your new arm is
??

[redarm]

what?

[mercurio]

i don't wanna explain now bc i feel horrible i made that joke in the first place
seriously though has anyone given any insight on this??

[redarm]

[There's a few hours before he responds, like it's after the doctor's appointment]

not really
doctor said hes never seen anything like it before
he couldnt even get samples from it.

[mercurio]

alien arm, noah

[redarm]

yeah sure.
and maybe this is all leading up to an alien invasion.
cause why the fuck not at this point

[mercurio]

if that happens, we gotta start forming alliances and getting weapons
wait what do you think would be worse
an alien invasion or a zombie.. what is it... infection...?

[redarm]

depends on the story but its usually an infection
and that depends on what kind of alien invasion were talking about.

[mercurio]

i'm actually kinda scared now let's not talk about this..

[mercurio]

can i get you chocobo themed gloves?

[redarm]

ok fine.

[never inviting you to watch horror movies jeez]

-- chocobo gloves?

[mercurio]

you know the ones! with chocobo patterns

[redarm]

uh
do they come in black?

[mercurio]

of course they do! you'll love them

[redarm]

[He questions that but-]

ok sure
whatever
thanks.