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Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent. This post is an overflow from the original post here. Feel free to either carry over threads from there or create entirely new ones.

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SOUJI

[elevelvetor]

[ from here ]

i am not very good at cooking or cleaning, and magic unfortunately does not follow me into the real world.

ooh, glitter! a wonderful addition. purrhaps you could also carry cat toys around and purrhaps... gift them?
it may be a little too expensive for a handshake, but it would certainly be a lovely greeting for someone you have already met before.

[tarotcards]

Well, that simply won't stand. We need to have you gain your magic powers in real life too. Let us immediately borrow all the books on witchcraft in our local library.

Yes, that seems like a fangtastic idea. Expensive, yes, but a wonderfur first impurression. They will trust me with the gifts and glitpurr and then purresent me with many head scratches and pets befure I betray them by clawing at them when they least expect it.

[elevelvetor]

...do you suppose that would really work?

[ like, playing aside, do you think... so... she'd totally love to have magic powers, that seems really cool ]

ah, so that's what a cat's true nature is like! i have never had one before, and most of my family tends to be allergic.
...which means i may also be allergic?
.........
we may not be able to hang out, sir purrsalot!

[tarotcards]

Well, it's simply worth a shot, right? If it doesn't then at least we've tried. If it does then our problems are solved.

No! Maloria, that is far too cruel. After meeting such an excellent and wonderful swamp witch as you, it is simply torture if we cannot meet and spend our time together outside this wicked app.

[elevelvetor]

very true, sir purrsalot! should we hasten to the library at once, or shall we wait for a more furtuitous date?

i feel the same. purrhaps if you do not shed too much, then all will be well.

[tarotcards]

Let us leave at once. The day is still young and if we spend the rest of the time at the library studying, we may be able to find something. ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ

My fur might have turn grey but I assure you that I have no shedding problem. I come from a long line of fully haired cats and not one has a problem with loose hairs falling.

[ ... though after a comment Tatsuma made the day Souji's hair turned grey, he worries a little now ]