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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent. This post is an overflow from the original post here. Feel free to either carry over threads from there or create entirely new ones.

Comments

[skald]

So.... a lonely, creepy guy decided to make an app that no one can get rid of, then stalk hundreds of strangers, because no one would talk to him otherwise?

Jim: this is probably why people don't talk to you.

[impulsives]

ikr, jim needs to get either a life or a better hobby, really.

still, some of the back shots look good at least. even though i have no clue how the fuck he can take pictures with none of us noticing.

[skald]

Aw, really? I don't like any of mine (even if they weren't super creepy). My hair looks odd from the back.

I bet he's hacking security cameras or something!

[impulsives]

uh

shit

now that i think about it

there wasn't any camera in the room for one specific shot.

because it's my dorm's fucking bathroom.

now this shit's just creepy.

[skald]

Uh

okay that's scary for

a number of reasons.

You should definitely go to the police.

[impulsives]

do you think they'd believe "SOMEONE IS TAKING PICTURES OF ME with no hidden camera in the bathroom" ?????

[skald]

Well not if you phrase it like that! But you have photographic evidence!! What are they going to do, look at it and tell you fhat someone ISN'T taking pictures?

[impulsives]

Well, yeah. but i guess this would be something to try for later for real :|a

got assignments to do, so life's kind of just kicking me in the balls right now in addition to this thing.

[skald]

Ugh, are you also at school? Having a creepy stalker and a possible virus app on my laptop is really distracting around finals, huh :\