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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent. This post is an overflow from the original post here. Feel free to either carry over threads from there or create entirely new ones.

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[testgasm]

I only just got the application today, so. Still feeling my way around it.

[youraffection]

gotcha
ok well ull prob find it on like every device u have
phone computer smart tv idk
i heard someone even got it on their nokia that shits old
and itll prob glitch out on u randomly 2

[testgasm]

A Nokia! That's amazing.

[youraffection]

it is but also like super creepy
no 1 even uses that anymore

[testgasm]

That's why it's amazing! The fact that it still works is a feat. I can't even get my phone charger to last more than three months.

[youraffection]

shit dude what kind of phone do u have?

[testgasm]

A normal one. Was mostly making a joke about planned obsolescence. You know, when companies make their products break after a certain amount of time so you have to go buy a new one.

[youraffection]

oh
OH
i get it
haha 4 a min i felt bad 4 u
yeah they do which blows but i figure a couple years is a good deal right?

[testgasm]

But it doesn’t have to be this way! We could make phones as durable as Nokias again!

[youraffection]

but sleeker right??

[testgasm]

Oh, yes, definitely, I'm not actually advocating stepping backwards.

[youraffection]

ok just making sure
i know retro is kind of a thing but sometimes things that r old need to stay old u know?

[testgasm]

A smartphone that looks like a Nokia. It's brilliant.

[youraffection]

ok no
no not that
those were fugly

[testgasm]

It's retro.

[youraffection]

that doesnt make it cool!

[testgasm]

Says you! I guess you're a little young to be nostalgic about it.

[youraffection]

well how old r u??

[testgasm]

Thirty-two.

[youraffection]

oh shit
u r old

[testgasm]

I'm really not that old.

[youraffection]

ur 16 years older than me...