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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-05-02 10:32 pm

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Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting!

You guys might like this wikihow. Later!

Jim Halloway
Research & Development
Retrspec Incorporated

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At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

This post is an overflow from the original post here. Feel free to either carry over threads from there or create entirely new ones.
elevelvetor: (Ⅰ. the magician)

[personal profile] elevelvetor 2017-05-04 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ah. ]

i for one welcome our new chitinous overlords. [ ...wait— ]

never mind. this would mean mosquitoes would use us as mere cattle for their blood desires.
i think grasshoppers would be rather kind though. crickets as well. they could put on little symphonies for us.
parodeity: (BLANK 🎧 well shit dude)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-04 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
i
okay i did not consider the mosquito thing
gold star to you because now im actually concerned about it
youve broken through my elaborate and ironclad coolkid facade congrats
man normally bugs dont bug me but its different when theyre like small pets
elevelvetor: (ⅩⅠ. the strength)

[personal profile] elevelvetor 2017-05-05 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she's here to help, dave. ]

do you think they'd be easy to take care of if they became our pets?

[ like how horses became chocobos. or however that works. science is not her strong point?? ]
parodeity: luzerna @ tumblr (SHADES 🎧 raised)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-05 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
mosquitoes???
you want to keep one as a pet??????
elevelvetor: (Ⅵ. the lovers)

[personal profile] elevelvetor 2017-05-05 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
i'd like to keep a bug as a pet in general.
my part of the family is rather allergic to animal dander, and i fear i may be the same way, but bugs are free of that particular quality...
a mosquito specifically may be fun to have though. no one wants to say no to a woman with a bloodsucking menace on a leash, do they?
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-05 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
you could always have gotten a lizard or like a turtle or a fish
but uh
bugwise i suppose no one would say no to a woman with a giant mosquito
i know i sure wouldnt
are you gonna start up a bug mafia
elevelvetor: (ⅩⅠ. the strength)

[personal profile] elevelvetor 2017-05-05 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ stop bringing sensibility to this conversation?!? ]

no, maybe not.
i don't think i'm quite ruthless enough to play the part of the great-godfather or someone in his family.
parodeity: (Default)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-05 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he will Not - yeah no he will he's prone to shenanigans and she's focusing on those ]

so like in a mafia clan were saying great-godfather > godfather
where do you think a godmother falls on the scale
or like a god aunt
i need to know the hierarchy were looking at here
elevelvetor: (Ⅶ. the chariot)

[personal profile] elevelvetor 2017-05-06 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
in order:
great-godfather (the more greats there are, the higher he is)
godfather
god uncle
great-godmother (the more greats there are, the higher she is as well, though she will not surpass the above)
godmother
god aunt
everyone else, i suppose?

though, in my opinion, i believe women should be higher than that. ordinary mafia rules, however, dictate that men have most of the power.
parodeity: (Default)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-06 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah i was gonna say that seems pretty sexist
clearly we should start a superior mafia with equal tiers or godmoms at the top
elevelvetor: (ⅩⅠ. the strength)

[personal profile] elevelvetor 2017-05-08 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
equal tiers it is!

[ ... ]

do you suppose they start out with the "greats", or are they added as more godfathers are added to the family?
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-05-08 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe you have to like complete special missions for the family in order to earn a great