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Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent. This post is an overflow from the original post here. Feel free to either carry over threads from there or create entirely new ones.

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[thisloveisjustice]

[yes, yes she just might]

Is cooking required?
Because if it doesn't come in a box and microwave in five minutes I pretty much can't.

[cattack]

... You can't?

[thisloveisjustice]

No. They tried teaching me, but I almost set the kitchen on fire.

[cattack]

[She wants to say she can't believe this.

But she absolutely can.]

If you want to remain healthy and active, you should improve your diet.
I can try to teach you, though I'm hardly great myself.

[thisloveisjustice]

I really should learn to cook better
Maybe I'll be less of a menace now that I'm older

[cattack]

I'm sure you will be. It isn't particularly difficult.

[Famous last words.]

[thisloveisjustice]

Alright, if it's not an imposition. Please teach me.

[he won't burn down the kitchen, but he might scorch a pan or two]

[cattack]

Gladly.
Let me know when you have free time.

[thisloveisjustice]

Sure! I'm a little busy this week, but I'll message you.

[ooc: and then they shrink and then other stuff happens and then his apartment burns down... lmao i make a crack about him burning down the kitchen and then i burn down his apartment]