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Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent. This post is an overflow from the original post here. Feel free to either carry over threads from there or create entirely new ones.

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[impulsives]

yeah, it was definitely a trippy realization for me.

[explodosafe]

The fruit thing too... Did YOU eat the ones with faces before? Because I never managed to do that, the idea of biting off faces was just too weird! As if I'm some evil monster that's scarfing down the poor sobs who came to slay it.

[impulsives]

i squeezed a lemon which has the same funny face and uh.

kind of felt guilty so i'll just get processed shit next time.

[explodosafe]

Haha! You're a funny guy! [Brb, laughing at the mental image of Shinn giving a lemon the classic granny-cheek-pinch.]

But that makes sense, I guess. Just out of curiosity, do you remember how horses taste?

[impulsives]

that's slightly fucked up? my family might be from japan but i haven't had horse anything for my meal.

but that's a question i might want to answer sometime in my life.

[explodosafe]

Huh? Why's that fucked up or has anything to do with where you're from?

I just remembered that there were edible things that could be made out of them and got curious about it. I've been wondering the same about swans, chocobos and crocodiles before too.

[impulsives]

,big>oh, my bad. but yeah, in some prefectures in japan, do eat horses, like making sashimi out of them. i thought you were asking if i ate some of those.

i mean, i don't know about chocobo, but they probably taste like chicken lol

[explodosafe]

everything tastes a bit like chicken, even humans and alligators

I wonder if there are still horses left in japan...

[impulsives]

you know... that's a good question... are the chocobos just local, or are they a global phenomenon?

[explodosafe]

Most likely global, looking at all the movies out there. It'd be a lot of work to edit ALL the entertainment media that we somehow can get our hands on.

...or they are somehow messing with our brains instead. Something like hypnotism, maybe?