hard

[stopbleeding]

when u rev a duck it quaks

Comments

[parodeity]

thank you senor shitpost for this vital information
completely devoid of sarcasm here
pretty sure i would have died had i existed a second longer without the information you could rev a duck
and the reaction would be a quack

however
your post is not a 10/10 because of one missing element

pics

[stopbleeding]

np anytim

no pics
phone across room
imgine it b creatve

[parodeity]

i was gonna ask how the hell youre surviving with your phone across the room but
its you
the phone murderer

[stopbleeding]

1 computer
2 how ur phone doin

[parodeity]

1 no i mean how are you surviving and not dying
2 obviously fine i never let anything happen to my child

[stopbleeding]

more 2 life than phon
is pain 2 hop 2 type tho

[parodeity]

shut your dirty mouth there is not
also
yeah
you kinda are just creating way more work for yourself here
why

[stopbleeding]

took awhil 2 get here
crashed
big hassl
dont feel lik doin agan yet

[parodeity]

you
crashed your duck

[stopbleeding]

no
yea
but not in here
hang glide in hom
bc smol

[parodeity]

someone needs to start up an rc uber service

[stopbleeding]

or get us back to normal.

[parodeity]

well yes but starting an rc uber service is probably easier

[stopbleeding]

wud need 2 create app 4 it
hassle

[parodeity]

my bro does coding shit he could handle that part for me

[stopbleeding]

then y u talk 2 me abt it
go talk 2 him
just give me car when it happens

[parodeity]

idk if im ready to become a businessman at my young age

[stopbleeding]

chicken

[parodeity]

i think the appropriate word is slacker actually

[stopbleeding]

not as insulting

[parodeity]

i wasnt insulted by chicken either though

[stopbleeding]

shut up n go w/it

[parodeity]

im not gonna fake being insulted

[stopbleeding]

i had 2 sit thru testimonials
go w/it

[parodeity]

testimonials you asked for