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roronoa "sword swallowing fuck" zoro ([personal profile] stopbleeding) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-05-04 10:06 pm

hard

when u rev a duck it quaks
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[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-05-08 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Figures. But they're probably still faster than us right now.

[...though Shuji's out of shape, so.]
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[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-05-08 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't pick a bird. Falling from a giant animal would be bad enough, but if you're way up in the air, you'll definitely, definitely die.
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[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-05-10 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have a really small parachute?
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[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-05-11 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Have you tested it yet? I really think you should test it.
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[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-05-11 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Broke college student.
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[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-05-13 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
You should probably not risk jumping off a bird with an untested parachute just because I'm broke. I feel like that would be not smart and also possibly lethal.
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[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-05-13 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a difference between 'you might get hit by a meteorite' and 'you might splat and die'!
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[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-05-15 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Meteorite: act of god, you can't do much to prevent it.
Falling from bird: easily preventable by not getting on bird.